(no not the woman that gave birth to you) the person in a friend group that always provides the unwanted good advice.
billy: hey lets go jump off that bridge
joe: i don't think that's a very good idea we might die
billy: Okay MOM
joe: i don't think that's a very good idea we might die
billy: Okay MOM
by SISTAR April 04, 2011
by Wesley M. Williams February 10, 2005
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by dictionarylady September 03, 2008
Woman who is convinced she is always right, never makes mistakes, nothing is her fault, and that you're never good enough.
She likes to chew food loudly, drink gin and tonics, and then chew on the ice.
She enjoys yelling and pointing out things you do wrong.
She hates everyone and everyone hates her, and she likes to point that out while lying on her bed while complaining that you don't do enough.
She is the soul cause of your depression, the concusion you suffered when you were 10, and your obsession and anxiety problems.
You love her.
She likes to chew food loudly, drink gin and tonics, and then chew on the ice.
She enjoys yelling and pointing out things you do wrong.
She hates everyone and everyone hates her, and she likes to point that out while lying on her bed while complaining that you don't do enough.
She is the soul cause of your depression, the concusion you suffered when you were 10, and your obsession and anxiety problems.
You love her.
"Hey Mom can I have a few dollars to buy pens that I need for school."
"No, I don't have any money...Oh look, my custom Neiman Marcus suit came in the mail."
"No, I don't have any money...Oh look, my custom Neiman Marcus suit came in the mail."
by leftsuburbia August 05, 2005
The one person a daughter can hate the most
mothers can:
-be bitches
-invade your privacy
-believe thier always right
-nag and complain constantly
-hit you for no reason
-cause public embarassment
-make you break up with your boyfriend/girlfriend
and the list could go on...the only thing to thank a mother for is the gift of life THAT'S IT
mothers can:
-be bitches
-invade your privacy
-believe thier always right
-nag and complain constantly
-hit you for no reason
-cause public embarassment
-make you break up with your boyfriend/girlfriend
and the list could go on...the only thing to thank a mother for is the gift of life THAT'S IT
by hdfiuydsfndksf May 14, 2007