mom

the number 1 butt of moronic jokes

yo mamma

by fff July 1, 2004

mom

(no not the woman that gave birth to you) the person in a friend group that always provides the unwanted good advice.

billy: hey lets go jump off that bridge
joe: i don't think that's a very good idea we might die
billy: Okay MOM

by SISTAR April 22, 2011

mom

The foreman of your first residence, the baby factory.

878 Fallopian Lane
Uterus, MOM 12345

by Wesley M. Williams February 9, 2005

mom

made of money

m=made
o=of
m=money

mom: do you think im made of money?
kid: isn't that what mom stands for?

by mee53197(: March 7, 2011

mom

a common joke that teenagers use when they are too lame to come up with any other comeback.

man 1: Dude! you're so lame!

man 2: you're mom is lame.

by dictionarylady October 21, 2008

mom

Woman who is convinced she is always right, never makes mistakes, nothing is her fault, and that you're never good enough.

She likes to chew food loudly, drink gin and tonics, and then chew on the ice.

She enjoys yelling and pointing out things you do wrong.

She hates everyone and everyone hates her, and she likes to point that out while lying on her bed while complaining that you don't do enough.

She is the soul cause of your depression, the concusion you suffered when you were 10, and your obsession and anxiety problems.

You love her.

"Hey Mom can I have a few dollars to buy pens that I need for school."

"No, I don't have any money...Oh look, my custom Neiman Marcus suit came in the mail."

by leftsuburbia August 30, 2005

mom

The one person a daughter can hate the most
mothers can:
-be bitches
-invade your privacy
-believe thier always right
-nag and complain constantly
-hit you for no reason
-cause public embarassment
-make you break up with your boyfriend/girlfriend
and the list could go on...the only thing to thank a mother for is the gift of life THAT'S IT

kid: "I hate you"

mom: "I brought you into this world, I can take you out"

by hdfiuydsfndksf December 27, 2008