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molten asshole

Where you take the massive, most painful shit, that is at least the temperature of the sun.

Even after you finish shitting it still feels like your ass turned into a volcano.
*Jake*: Dude did you ever get molten asshole?
*Andy*: Yeah dude that shit burns

*Jake*: I try to get toilet bowl water in there to cool it down
*Andy*: lolwut
by AndyJSwag March 20, 2014
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Molten freddy

An ugly ass motherfucker like- ugly as fuck- like- SUPER UGLY that bitch looks like spaghetti
Molten freddy your pretty ugly”
by Theffamouusfilmms July 30, 2021
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Molten Fist

The act of catching your own jizz midair when you pull out after having sex with a girl, then fisting the girl and opening your hand while it's inside the girl.
"bro she talked a lot of smack until I had sex with her and then gave her the molten fist"
by Facillier February 15, 2021
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Molten Cock

Just literally some asshole dunking his erect penis into open lava.
“I’m literally some asshole dunking my erect penis into open lava… now I have a molten cock.”
by Cum Fungus March 1, 2023
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Molten Marshmallow

When you put marshmallows in the mircrowave until they melt into a molten-like state.
Person 1: she’s making molten marshmallows
Person 2: that’s genius and idiotic at the same time
by Fjajcjssjdhahkeyboardsmash November 20, 2017
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Molten cake

The cake that melts in your mouth while you eat it.
Its the sex cake.
I would like to have some sex molten cake please?
by alanaPookie June 13, 2008
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Molten Foodstuffs

Is very hot food items. Patrick was throughing molten foodstuffs at squidward on the show "Spongebob Squarepants".
Patrick, stop launching molten foodstuffs at me!
by Bing Ordanate September 19, 2009
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