Monsterbating

When someone jerks off to pics of monsters, mostly erotic monster pics.

Fred: Hey, wanna go to a party later?
Jonh: No, man, im gonna stay home and I'll be "Monsterbating" all night

by realestguyintheroom November 1, 2011

Monsterbating

The act of playing with one's monster unit in an app game in the restroom. At times, it is also done in public. It is a very vulgar act. Stroking, fingering, touching, and aiming are various ways in which one can play with their monster. At times, one can monsterbate furiously and come out not knowing how much time has passed.

Bob: Jim is taking an awful long time in the restroom.
Joe: He's probably just monsterbating in there.

To be caught in the act is to bring shame to oneself.
Jared: G..Gina! What are you doing here? I thought you left!

Gina: I forgot my keys. Wait, Jared? Oh my god! Are you monsterbating in public? Ew. That's just gross.

by YuppersDuppers October 31, 2015

moylesturbating

Bragging / self proclaiming the importance of the work being undertaken by oneself, without endorsement by others. commonly coinciding with a whiff of bullshit.

"The important work I've got going on in the background is going to take a few hours overtime to finish"
"Mate, you're just moylesturbating, if you stopped kenning around you'd be done by lunch."

by chromal June 5, 2023