drizzle my jizzle on yo mizzles tizzles

I fucked your mom and blew my load all over her tits.

You Velma, I just drizzle my jizzle on yo mizzles tizzles!

by Prof. Stinkbottom October 27, 2004

mizzlemazzle

To bamboozle, deceive, trick, or dupe someone in an elaborate way

David mizzlemazzled Sarah by searching for wedding stuff so that Hulu ads would make her think he was planning on proposing

by muzikjungli February 5, 2020

Lethal Mizzle

Fine rain that you don't think it is worth getting an umbrella out for, but then it ends up soaking you.

Adapted from the Derbyshire slang "mizzle" meaning "fine rain".

I don't think I'll bother taking my umbrella, its not raining that hard.
Are you sure? I think its lethal mizzle.

by Ella0918 July 5, 2010

mizzle wannabe

someone that is trying to be a mizzle
usually copies most things a mizzle does.

Amy copies everything i do, guys i like, clothes i wear, even the names of my pets. she's such a mizzle wannabe

by Jorday December 1, 2004

Mizzled

Mizzled is when somebody deliberately misleads or dupes you with malicious intent. You can be "misled" by bad directions but your cheater boyfriend "mizzled" you into thinking your relationship was great when in fact he was engaged to someone else. This is an important distinction, because often you start out thinking you were misled, only to find out later, you were MIZZLED!

Laura mizzled me into thinking that Blake had a girlfriend when in fact he didn't. All because she wanted him for herself.

by Peneloppe Pittstop September 14, 2009

mizzle fizzle

mother fucker

stop being a mizzle fizzle.

by pete hodge July 2, 2003

G-Mizzle

A term used for a person who is a hardcore gangsta at heart, or whos name begins with teh letter "G". On the contrary, depending on the context, a term for a poser trying to rep something he aint got, who is usually white.

"Fuck yo, dont let that G-Mizzle play you out"
"Yo G-Mizzle! Shit man, holla at yo boy!"
"Im the old-school G-Mizzle from Briarwood, don't mess"

by G-mizzle December 4, 2005