Moistie

A young (not THAT young!) beautiful, sensuous and precocious girl who's fully developed, well beyond puberty.

The volleyball court at the beach was full of "moisties."

by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003

moisty

female equivalent of a 'stiffy' or hard-on and ONE of the ways in which a lady-boner manifests, the moisty is simply referring to the moisture that occurs when a female is very pleased to see someone.

Cinema attendant to last female to leave the theatre: "Miss the movie is over. Can you please leave? I need to clean up before the next session."

her: "I would like to but I am stuck to the seat."

him: "Ah I see. The same thing happened to my girlfriend once."

her: "Yes. It's Daniel Craig as 'Bond' you see. Gave me a moisty of epic proportions."

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 February 17, 2009

moisty

A highschoolish-aged girl who is 1) attractive and 2) horny.

Dudez, you meet the new girl Karen? Christ she's a moisty.

by Bruno November 9, 2004

moisty

Synonym for a wet pussy

'Babe, I'm really horny'
'Oh yeah?'
'Yes, feel my moisty'

by hootiegirl February 1, 2007

Moisties

Females between the ages of 18 and 25 who is down for anything.

This party is a total Sausage Festival where are all the moisties?

by scottfilly November 30, 2009

moistie

A synonym for an alcoholic drink. Similar words include bevvie, lemonade, beer or wettie

Anyone keen for a couple of moisties after work?
I'm going for some moisties with my mates, are you keen?

by Sheriff Sherry March 7, 2019

Moisty

A alternate form of salty meant with more hostile intent. It's derogatory and is mainly used to refer to someone who is acting bitter, petty, irrationally angry, and other similar variations of salt. Moisty can also be used to refer to someone who is acting like a lil bitch or pussy.

"ohh you little moisty bitch" ~Modern Poet, Azizi Gibson; 'Unstoppable'

by Italian_Mustache May 13, 2016