moistinestness

SUPER moist and gushy in one word

Im very moistinestness from going through that forest.

by Oliver_garden) April 20, 2022

mostiest

more than moster. You use it when your trying to prove to your girlfriend that sometthing is better than what she's saying.

sexier
sexiest
sexiest mostiest

by mostiest May 16, 2006

Moistie

A young (not THAT young!) beautiful, sensuous and precocious girl who's fully developed, well beyond puberty.

The volleyball court at the beach was full of "moisties."

by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003

moistress

Old, ragged out, shit box of a boat that no amount of horsepower will ever make it fast. Usually has a wet transom and stringers and TRS drives. Typically owned by bald, overweight middle aged men.

Timmy is out crushing waves in his Moistress again today.

by bigbloc540 May 9, 2017

moistie

A synonym for an alcoholic drink. Similar words include bevvie, lemonade, beer or wettie

Anyone keen for a couple of moisties after work?
I'm going for some moisties with my mates, are you keen?

by Sheriff Sherry March 7, 2019

Monsties

When an individual drinks too much Monster Energy Drink rendering him/her to a state of heightened energy. Typically signs include the shakes, premonitions, or jokes that when retold are followed up with, "well you had to be there."

I have had five monsters - I'm getting the Monsties!

by T-Lennie June 10, 2009

Moistie

A Moistie can be compared to that of the similar definition Stiffy, but in relation to a woman. generally the fluid is in a similar volume to Niagra Falls.

When I see Ownes Stiffy, I get a moistie that is in a similar volume to Niagra Falls.

by jbbjshlws April 4, 2009