Mombitch

A mom who is a bitch, specifically likes to argue/criticize about anything and put her child down to make herself feel better. Is pms'ed all the time. Argues with her children because someone probably pissed her off at work, but cant argue with them because she is a fake -- you will notice that she is nice in public, but at home is a complete bitch.

Cant actually give a reason why they are angry, yelling, or why their point is correct -- will ignore your actual good points by using physical attacks, screaming, threats, etc. Cant stand the fact of loosing an argument so her arguments are shit even though you both know that she ( the mom) is wrong because of her stupid arrogant pride. Also cant stand having not being the last one doing the "payback" or cant stand being the last one corrected, example: If you do win an argument and shut her up -- she will probably say no as an answer when you ask her to go to your friends party as a sign of payback because she couldn't argue back on that last argument you had with her last week.

My mombitch said "no",so I cant go to your house, partly because I corrected her in an argument yesterday which literally has nothing to do with this invitation.

by yehboiitsme March 28, 2019

Mobile Game Ads

I BET YOU WONT REACH PINK LEVEL

The Mobile Game Ads are hunting us down!

by godhelpmeplease July 9, 2020

Mobius Pop

Music in which the lyric content presents two diametrically opposed statements recursively.

"You don't know you're beautiful
But that's what makes you beautiful, man thats some crazy Mobius Pop"

by mwizite September 7, 2012

Mobin

The most cute and handsome guy you'll ever meet. He's smart, funny, sweet and gives the best cuddles. sometimes he's quiet and a bit shy around new people. he's bad at texting back but whenever you see him in person he makes up for that. oh, and sometimes he's a bit kinky - but in the best way possible! everybody should have a lovely lil mobin in their lives.

Who's that hottie? Oh, that's just Mobin. Don't you know him? He's got the prettiest face in town.

Without Mobin I wouldn't be as happy as I am. I miss him.

by Laurabu January 26, 2022

Moitism

Originating from Hyderabad where they make good biryani. A young moit who looked like Shahrukh Khan used to nut on the biryani before it was served as his father could not afford salad cream. He would then tell the customers that it was the best salad cream in the world and could be used as steroids. People would not believe his outrageous and fabricated lies

Did he just say he banged Sam the Man?His moitism is going way too far!!!

by Chungus fungus December 26, 2018

scare-mobile

A cop car that was once a cop car, but after a police auction or something, it is now in the hands of just some random person. (It may or may not have all the accessories a normal cop car has). When driving down the road in a neighborhood, it may scare the crap out of some people who are on the road into slowing their vehicles down so they don't get busted. It may even disperse a potential drug deal in progress.

(Crack deal in progress)

Tom: A'ight, man, hit me up wit' some udda good stuff.
Alec: Aww, shit! Hold up hold up.. Looks like we got some 5-0.
Tom: Man, that ain't the popos.. It's a damn scare-mobile!
Alec: Damn, that was close. Damn scare-mobiles got me all shook up an' shit.

by Da Baba March 11, 2010

The Theory of the Moebius

There is the theory of the Moebius, a twist in the fabric of space where time becomes a loop. Loop where time becomes a. A loop where time becomes. Becomes a loop where time. Time becomes a loop where. Where time becomes a loop.

The Theory of the Moebius... When we reach that point, whatever happened will happen again.

by shukh May 22, 2007