motify

To motivate and satisfy.

The fact that the paper does not have due date does not motify me.

by Marnifery April 5, 2008

modifried

Thus, a zoologist!

Dear modifried: Sorry for the delay I was clean bathroom and now we must eat cake.

by sucka MC April 18, 2004

Modified push-ups

Girl push-ups

Look at that girl doing modified push-ups. She can't do real ones.

by Felipetito Lopez June 12, 2013

Modified Louisianna Thunder Sloopty

When a member of the uncut persuasion is reaching climax during masturbation, he uses his available foreskin to contain his bodily jizz fluid thus able to scream and thrash to all hell enjoying himself fully while cleanup remains simple.

I was making fun of Ryan for being such a dysfunctional neckbeard virgin asshole when he hit me with some cold reality. Apparently he was capable of the Modified Louisianna Thunder Sloopty, which when I was explained the meaning of which, thoroughly shat my pants, having passed out, failing to cope with the sudden, jarring possibility that someone could exist like this. It's no wonder he never gets pussy. He lives in a limbo world. He's forgotten (if he ever knew) what it's like to get laid.

by GrimyGripster May 14, 2018

Featherlite Modified Series

The Greatest Minor League Division in the Sports World, it consists of Open-Wheel Stock Cars racing on short-tracks.

The Featherlite Modified Series makes great racing

by Joe C June 14, 2004

Modified Cigar

A cigar ridden of its original tobacco filling, and then refilled with another substance, usually cannabis.

Marcus: "Yo, nig shitz you got a swisher let me get a hit..."
LaTroy: "nah, nigga its a modified cigar and your ass doesn't have five on it"

by disABALa April 12, 2008

modifaker

An adjective or adverb that everyone pretends has a general purpose meaning, but in reality is only ever used to modify one word.

The only thing that can be "unrequited" is love. The only thing you can be "voracious" at is reading. The only thing that anyone is "flamboyantly" is gay. So, "unrequited," "voracious" and "flamboyantly" are all modifakers.

by maxkeepsitreal1 June 12, 2008