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Maida

Maida is the coolest person you will ever meet, she is sweet caring and the baddest bitch of all time. Maida is the type of person who would beat anybody up for their friends . If u have a friend called maida make sure u don’t lose them cause they will always be by ur side
Yo Maida isa amazing
by Hahabtn February 21, 2020
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Maidenless

"Maidenless" is a term originated from the 2022 fromsoftware game titled Elden Ring. It is a combination between the word "Maiden" and "Less" which combined could be translated as someone who doesn't have a lover/wife/mistress
"Unfortunately for you however, you are Maidenless"
by Zelvaro March 5, 2022
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Baghdad maid

A method of post coital clean up involving anything at hand. Could be the drapes, the bed sheets, some loose clothing - etc.

See also: Pan American and South American
She didn't have anything to clean up with after I came all over the place - So I pulled a Baghdad maid and used her shirt...
by Bog-man July 29, 2016
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Maidenless Behaviour

1)Irrational behaviour exhibited by people who haven't been in a relationship in a long time or ever in their lives, with the sexual frustration making them see everything as sexual.

2)Hornyposting about female characters from Elden Ring on the Internet
1)-Mike:Did you hear about that TikToker who claimed that Anya from Spy x Family blushing is sexualization?

-George:Damn man, that's some Maidenless Behaviour right there!

2)-Josh:Yo Jake, whatchu watching there?

-Jake:That's my waifu, Ranni-chan! Look at her smooth, blue skin and her four slender arms...

-Josh:What the fuck bro, that's some real maidenless behaviour you having...
by DollarStoreJesus April 16, 2022
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Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid

A yuri/reverse isekai anime that follows the story of Miss Kobayashi and her personal maid Tohru (who also happens to be a dragon) then later Kanna Kamui, the cutest anime character ever.
Can you recommend any good anime?
Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid
by mancyclopediac January 21, 2021
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Iron Maiden

The greatest metal band of all time. A NWOBHM band that has defined all metal we know today (excluding Nu-Metal). Iron Maiden (along with the also immortal Judas Priest , Thin Lizzy, and Motorhead) influenced every 80s and 90s thrash band (including Metallica, Slayer, Pantera, and most noticeably Iced Earth) and invented the Power Metal genre (even though technically IM is neither thrash metal nor power metal). Their best albums are the golden trio: Number of the Beast, Piece of Mind, and Powerslave. Their two new albums, Brave New World and Dance of Death, also kick fucking ass. Their best song, fuck it, THE BEST METAL SONG EVER MADE is Hallowed be Thy Name.
Iron Maiden is the beginning. Iron Maiden is the reason. Bruce Dickinson is the best singer. Dave Murray and Adrian Smith (and Janick too) are the best guitarists. Steve Harris is the all-time best songwriter and a damn good bassist, and Nicko McBrain is a fucking amazing drummer. Iron Maiden can't be fought.
by Wyatt b quiet March 12, 2004
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bang maid

a woman who cooks, and clean up, and somebody that will do everything you say. And you get to bang her too.
Charlie: And I'll tell you what else, you're not gonna find a bang maid, 'cause there's no such thing.

Frank: I already did, your mom. Goodbye.
by BenWeasel December 21, 2007
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