MLIT

my life is tebow(ing); like Tim Tebow, you get down on one knee, raise a clenched fist to either your heart or forehead, and pray (or just pretend to pray). the point, no one around you is doing that so it gets everyones attention! can be done seriously or as a joke, and is becoming popular in the category of planking or supermaning

"Dude, I was so grateful the Giants won, i got up on the table and starting Tebowing. MLIT"
"There was an awkward silence, so I just Tebowed"
"MLIT, the teacher tried to give a pop quiz, but then changed her mind, so we all got out of our desks and tebowed"

by m3rrrrr November 6, 2011

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MLITJ is a website made by people who go to Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology. This high school is rated as the number 1 public high school in the U.S.A., and is often locally considered a school for "nerds," due to the required entrance examination and application. The website, which can be found at www.mlitj.com, includes posts from the lives of TJ students that describe how their lives have been affected by TJ.

Today I only had one hour of homework for summer chem. I felt empty because I had nothing to study.

I'm considered weird for not attending summer school. MLITJ

Our freshmen don't sniff crack cocaine. They sniff solder fumes. MLITJ

Three nights ago, I had a dream about taking a compsci final exam (I took compsci two school years ago). Last night I dreamt that I got it back, and I had gotten an 89. I woke up crying. MLITJ

by eaglesflyhigh July 30, 2010

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My Life Is The Essence Of Fail - For when you have passed any normal levels of FML or Fail! This term basically means your life is as screwed as it gets.

"Dude, I just ran over my kids' new dog...While they were in the car! MLITEOF"

"MLITEOF! I was sleeping in class and the teacher woke me up and I punched her by accident."

by Ravig October 29, 2009

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MLITF stands for My Life In The Future.

Used in reference to future hopes/dreams/wishes.

"Did you hear about Kate's European vacation?"
"Oh my gosh, yes. So jealous! MLITF!"

"I saw the most gorgeous Caribbean beach house on Pintrest yesterday. Of course I pinned it to MLITF."

by Daeyzee September 9, 2013

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