Bar mitzvah moustache

A bar mitzvah is a jewish celebration of a boy reaching age 13.

This age is usually the beginning of puberty, and followed by a new addition on the upper lip.A magnificent, yet awkward weird soft fluff moustache.

which is the bar mitzvah moustache.

One can be defined with having a bar mitzvah moustache regardless of his age, religion and sexuality.

"Hey bob! Great bar mitzvah moustache! it's softer than my baby sister's hair!"

"that girl thinks no one sees, but she clearly got a weird bar mitzvah moustache going on"

"I'm sorry guys, can't join movember, my bar mitzvah moustache doesnt want to normalize regardless of the amount of times i shaved it"

by Verbal_billie November 27, 2012

Butt Mitzvah

A colonoscopy

I'm over 50 now and my doctor is after me to have my Butt Mitzvah.

by DimeDropped November 21, 2010

MitzvahPalooza

Extravagant and lavish coming-of-age party for jewish teens. On November 2005, exemplified by a NY Long Island multi-millionaire who threw a plushy bat mitzvah party for his daughter by hiring celebrity artists costing millions of dollars in talent fees alone and giving away souvenir kiddy bags consisting of digital cameras & new video ipods worth $1000/each.

That businessman squandered about $10M when he hosted a mitzvahPalooza for his daughter.

by Ardee Guzzi December 3, 2005

mitzy

a beautiful and or talented young lady

-woah shes hot
-yer she is, her name is mitzy!

by yeahyeahyeahyeah October 30, 2007

Bar Mitzvah

A coming-of-age ceremony in the Jewish religion. When a boy turns thirteen, he is considered a man and reads a torah portion in front of friends, family and his shul. Bat Mitzvahs, the counterpart for 13-year-old girls, started in the early 20th century. Bar and Bat Mitzvahs are really supposed to be holy ceremonies that mark a child's emergence into the adult world of Judiasm, but in some parts of the US the parties are all that matters. Yes, it's very important for each young teen to out-do each other. Whether it's having expensive DJ's or balloon arches, invitees of Bar/Bat Mitvahs know they will have a great time and end up with a giveaway, like a t-shirt or pj pants with a cheesy saying. (Read: "I danced my pants off at Lauren's Bat Mitzvah!") For young teens that are or know Jewish teens, Bar and Bat Mitzvahs are the social highlights of the 7th and 8th grades.

Slang: On AIM "BM"

Verb:
Mr. Cohen: My daughter is getting Bat Mitzvahed in January.
Mrs. Berg: I am so proud of her! Mazel Tov!

Noun:
Rebecca: Like, Omigod, so I am getting a chocolate fondue fountain during my Bat Mitzvah party!
Elana: Um, Katie already had one of those.
Rebecca: No! My party must be better than hers! Now I'll get hula dancers. HA!

Ben: I scored 7,653 bucks from my Bar Mitzvah.
Andrew: Well I scored 8,127 bucks. Plus a new laptop. HA!

by Heather M October 12, 2005

Mitzy

Mitzy is a girl who is beautiful, amazing, and has a talented soul. She's really shy but once you get to know her she's crazy and outgoing and has a big butt. She only cares for people that are important to her and she loves food!!

Boy#1- "damn, Mitzy is so hot."
Boy#2- "I wish I could talk to her."

by Lolllbye January 11, 2017

Hot Mitzvah

Typically 13 years after your Bat Mitzvah, or sometime in your 20s, when you're hot you can have a celebration. Typically at 13 you are ugly and awkward.

I was chubby and awkward at my Bat Mitzvah, so now I'm having a Hot Mitzvah

by Theta's Chi July 1, 2015