by patriotsfan911 November 20, 2010
Get the Wrinkled Beef Mitten mug.Gloves. Specifically, gloves worn while rowing, lifting weights, or doing any other activity that normally causes a person to develop callouses on his or her hands. Refusal to remove and dispose of these gloves earns the wearer the title "Princess Bitch Mittens."
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In a world, where good cop meets nice cop... you have, Officers Mittens & Darling. Their sole motivation for entering law enforcement came from the same cause. Taking down the person responsible for killing their ethnic families. Baron von Grant. Grant, a Nazi sympathizer, is hellbent on seeing through a plan he calls "the Paco-ronus". A badly punned usage of the Harry Potter spell Patronus; where he intends to build a wall along the border. Davis dipping all "undesirables" in the process... Luckily for humanity, Officer Mittens & Darling are both white, and take him out for ice cream and tickles instead.
If it weren't for the adorable Mittens & Darling, I'd probably have a hot Takis up my dickhole right about now.
by PacoElTaco June 2, 2018
Get the Mittens & Darling mug.Most people think of mistletoe as being romantic, but it isn’t, not really. The name derives from mistletan, which means a twig of mistle; the seeds of the plant are propagated through the excrement of birds, notably the mistle thrush. If you now take account that the old Germanic word ‘mist’ means shit or dung, mistletoe’s name translates as ‘shit plant’.
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by KQF February 12, 2009
Get the Poop mittens mug.A man, usually in his mid 20s to early 30s, who has seen far too many days of service and too few days of respite. While noble in countenance and vigorous in spirit, busy days of indentured servitude to the machine have laid bare the soul of the mitter, reducing a once fine man into a belligerent tyrant. Special care must be taken when dealing with a mitter, lest ye be cut to the quick...
Dylan: "I heard that Brett is coming home for the holidays! Haven't seen him in a while... How's he been doing?"
Ben: "Terrible Dylan. I spoke to him the other day and he nearly bit my head off! Kept grumbling about his coworkers and all the drama at his job. Poor guy..."
Dylan: "Sounds like he's being a mitter. Ah well, let's make sure he has an enjoyable time off, eh?"
Ben: "You said it!"
Ben: "Terrible Dylan. I spoke to him the other day and he nearly bit my head off! Kept grumbling about his coworkers and all the drama at his job. Poor guy..."
Dylan: "Sounds like he's being a mitter. Ah well, let's make sure he has an enjoyable time off, eh?"
Ben: "You said it!"
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