Mitchellism

A comment, statement or question that is so unbelievable that it just might possibly be true.
Said by a man who thinks he will make a woman collapse twitching in a puddle of their own bodily fluids at the sight of him and the sound of his voice.

When talking to a woman "Now I don't admit this very often but I play Netball" "Wow, what a Mitchellism, that is so unbelievable that you must be talking the truth, let me take my pants off"

by faggy4387 October 20, 2011

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Dirty Micheline

dirty micheline: when you spot your crush in the hallway or in public and immediately jizz in your pants and then you feel your face and it’s a little bit dry so you use your cum as moisturizer

talia: bro are you okay? what’s that stuff on your face?
micheline: sorry i’m fine it’s just my crush was in the same 50 meters as me so i pulled a dirty micheline

by ya girl miche September 15, 2023

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Mitchellaneous Activities

any activities or habits that keep someone from doing something that they should do

Cut it out with the mitchellaneous activities and put in that dip for god's sake.

by Mitchsucks February 4, 2010

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mitchelling

the process of producing a software application that would otherwise be a company flagship product inside 8 hours

he just mitchelled the hell out of those requirements. those requirements just got mitchelled. has anyone seen mitchell? no, hes mitchelling.

by s33ms33 June 23, 2022

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Mitchelle

1. A really sexy dane that likes to get down. She likes to party hard and sometimes has sex for money.

2. A type of medicine that makes your Penis get engorged and makes it super sensitive.

1. "Man, Mitchelle gave me a really good time last night, but her prices were kind of steep."

2. "mitchelle made my penis grow quite large as I was paying for sex with Mitchelle."

by Your Neighborhood language November 8, 2011

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