Noun. Mistlecock: A hanging ornament (commonly a dildo or penis like figure with a mistle toe connected) usually placed above doors or other places where one might cross. Standing under a mistlecock with anyone of the opposite sex requires the man to thrust his cock into any part of the women.
by Builtsoguy October 18, 2013
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often seen around the holidays
a kiss you can give/get without getting in trouble
often seen around the holidays
a kiss you can give/get without getting in trouble
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by mlm97b December 22, 2004
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Fred- yeah it was awesome. And totally legal!
Fred- yeah it was awesome. And totally legal!
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Get the Missletoe mug.When 2 Ukrainian brothers attend a Christmas party and stand under a mistletoe and as per Ukrainian tradition they measure their penises the male with longer cock gets to smash a beer bottle on the losers head
Jamilyn attended this years Christmas party but accidentally stepped under the mistletoe causing a Ukrainian mistletoe safe to say she lost
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