monkey missle

to hang from the highest point possible at the end of sex and eject semen on to your partner while hanging like a monkey

dude last night wuz crazy this girl took me to her place and i wound up giving her a monkey missle

by anthony skriver November 17, 2007

Thug Misses

1. A female that is thugish yet still lady-like and carries herself with balance and knowledge of the streets and the home area
2. A female thug

I'm a real thug misses.

by Sweet AKA Shonte` February 15, 2005

latex missle

Using a latex condom even though you know you're allergic just so your dong will swell up to superhuman size and crush pussy.

Dude, I fucked Brooke last night! At first she was a bit disappointed but then I bombed her pussy with a latex missle

by Cave man101 December 18, 2019

Meat missle

N.
Penis; Wang; Cock; Johnson; Dick; Schlong; Rod; Member.

I let her play with my meat missle until it exploded in her mouth.

by jaumbie December 11, 2003

firing off some ass missels

when you have been cramping and you sit on the throne and take a dump and it violently shoots out splashing in to the toilet bowl like a rocket shot in the water usualy accompanied by a loud fart and a splash in the bowl all at the same time.

oh oh man I need to go in the bathroom that burger king breakfast is going right through me
ok
whats that noise
oh dont go near the shitter vins in there firing off some ass missels

by [e-mail] February 2, 2009

Flange-missle

When a man inserts a small object e.g. a marble, into his foreskin and then uses his pressure from the release of urine to propel the small object into a woman's vagina.

Billy says to his friend " I nailed my girlfriend last night!"
Tommoi replied " How did you do that ?"
Billy answered " I hit her with a Flange-missle."

by moj98 February 26, 2015

Protect From Missiles

To use a condom during intercourse.
A prayer spell from RuneScape that blocks the user from damaging missiles.

Girl A: Jimmy used Protect From Missiles last night.
Girl B: roflcopter.

"Dude, I'm so lucky I had enough prayer points to use protect from missiles last night with Angie."

by Jooker January 17, 2009