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skitz mission

Captialised by Leslie Mackerel in The Big Lez Show, it means to endeavour on an adventure that one can not put into formal language.
Sassy:"Watcha doin lez"
Lez:"I'm goin on a skitz mission cunt"
by RealChoccyMilk September 16, 2017
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mission failed we'll get em next time

A phrase used in call of duty, throughout the modern warfare franchises. It is said when you fail a round or match.
Jim: JOEY YOU CUCK DON'T LET HIM DEFUSE.
*Defusal noise*
Narrator voice: mission failed we'll get em next time
by Cyka Blyak is a pagan holiday December 5, 2016
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a skits mission

A phrase used when you are about to do something cool, dangerous or hard
Oi look mate, I'm on a skits mission!
by rymaxam October 26, 2017
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Mission Statement

The vague and unobtainable goals of a company or organization used by management to explain what the company or organization and they themselves do.
After months of meetings and repeated drafts they thought their new Mission Statement was perfectly clear, only problem was it really had nothing to do with what they did.
by bullshitzer June 2, 2010
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Dickhead Mission

James ride to the store for me on your bike

No its raining outside, you ain't about to send me on no dickhead mission
by shawba August 19, 2009
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The most degenerate form of coitus that you can partake in.
Tom: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
John: I bet you want to cuddle and hold hands too, you whore!
by Dj maxidanielXXX December 2, 2016
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Missionary Position Football

Really conservative football strategy that coaches use when they are trying to not lose instead of trying to win. Works sometimes in the regular season but rarely works in the playoffs.
Marty Shottenheimer, and Herm Edwards are the kings of Missionary Position Football. They don't understand that big risk yields big reward.
by dehubb October 26, 2011
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