Wheel of Misfortune

Similar to Wheel of Fortune, but rather than having a chance to win, you will lose or get something shitty all of the time. Also another good phrase for Roulette.

Sam decided to spin the Wheel of Misfortune, but lost every time.

Jim went to the casino to play the good ol' Wheel of Misfortune and lost his house, car, and kidney because of his debt.

by 1-800-PAIN March 18, 2015

misfortunes never come singly

this means that bad things or situations always come in groups, they never come in a single way.

A: Guess what?!
B: What?!
A: Last night my car was stolen, anyway, misfortunes never come singly, I lost my wallet today.

by Nabeel, January 11, 2008

arabic misfortune

When 2 black guys get together and rip your ballsack apart

Oh hey John, do you happen to be a victim of arabic misfortune?

by John Byerly July 27, 2021

misfortune venom

the coolest superhero alive

Misfortune venom : Im not really into interracial anymore

by andreaisawhiteknight January 16, 2025

Misfortune

Someone not particularly attractive in any particular way whatsoever, socially clueless, small friend groups and a face and hair that he knows very well looks stupid, but can't do much to change it

"That guy is a misfortune, I ain't gonna budge him"

by Borzoilover February 05, 2024

misfortune porn

porn of the character misfortune. lol

oh look, misfortune has nice knockers

yep she suuuure dus

gf: what is that on ur phone?????
me: dw its just misfortune porn lol, shez not reall uno

by upursm8 February 04, 2020