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Misfire

When you are jerking off to porn videos, and are past the point of no return for blowing your load, and the only thing on the screen is some dude's face instead of the chick who is supposed to be getting reamed.
I was in the middle of blowing my load when the only thing I could see in the video was some guy making a stupid face. Total Misfire.
by Smith Master September 1, 2009
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Misfire

Accidentally sending a text, instant or chat message to the wrong person.
"dude your text said you wanted to rip my panties off?!?!"

"Sorry bro it was a misfire."
by JohnPatrickMCP November 3, 2008
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Misfire

When you go to pee but your penis moves and you pee all over the wall.
Yo bro I just misfired in dat public bathroom dey gonna hafta clean dat up
by Guang Hong-Qian June 15, 2016
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Misfire

When you're about to bust a nut and then the feeling suddenly vanishes with no cumshot with your dick going limp and forcing you to wait to get hard again
Guy 1: "I was about to shoot my load all over this slut, but I misfired and had to wait 15 minutes before we could resume!"
Guy 2: "Damn, that sucks, don't charge it up for too long next time!"
by Greenknight9000 March 16, 2020
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Misfire

Luigi’s side special has a small chance of an uncharged attack acting fully charged, likely leading to a kill confirm.
Opponent: You’re not getting this one.
You: All I gotta do is misfire.
by Genevis April 21, 2020
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Misfire

When you are busting the fattest of nuts onto your girl/guy or a tissue or whatever and you completely miss, either hitting random objects in the room(forcing you to clean up shit) or even yourself.
Person 1: Uhhh, dude, why is the carpet sticky?
Person 2: Right. I had a misfire while jacking and nutted all over it.

Person 1: What's that on your forehead?
Person 2: I uhhh, I misfired and hit myself.
Person 1: Hahaha, you fucking gave yourself a facial!
by CCCCCCCCCCCCCC when when whe February 3, 2018
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The Dallas Misfire

When a guy is titty fucking a girl and cums but accidentally hits himself in the face with the baby batter.
Dude, did you hear that Jimmy pulled a The Dallas Misfire last night? Made himself look like a glazed donut!
by mpowell710 July 29, 2023
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