When you are jerking off to porn videos, and are past the point of no return for blowing your load, and the only thing on the screen is some dude's face instead of the chick who is supposed to be getting reamed.
I was in the middle of blowing my load when the only thing I could see in the video was some guy making a stupid face. Total Misfire.
by Smith Master September 1, 2009
Get the Misfiremug. by JohnPatrickMCP November 3, 2008
Get the Misfiremug. by Guang Hong-Qian June 15, 2016
Get the Misfiremug. When you're about to bust a nut and then the feeling suddenly vanishes with no cumshot with your dick going limp and forcing you to wait to get hard again
Guy 1: "I was about to shoot my load all over this slut, but I misfired and had to wait 15 minutes before we could resume!"
Guy 2: "Damn, that sucks, don't charge it up for too long next time!"
Guy 2: "Damn, that sucks, don't charge it up for too long next time!"
by Greenknight9000 March 16, 2020
Get the Misfiremug. Luigi’s side special has a small chance of an uncharged attack acting fully charged, likely leading to a kill confirm.
by Genevis April 21, 2020
Get the Misfiremug. When you are busting the fattest of nuts onto your girl/guy or a tissue or whatever and you completely miss, either hitting random objects in the room(forcing you to clean up shit) or even yourself.
Person 1: Uhhh, dude, why is the carpet sticky?
Person 2: Right. I had a misfire while jacking and nutted all over it.
Person 1: What's that on your forehead?
Person 2: I uhhh, I misfired and hit myself.
Person 1: Hahaha, you fucking gave yourself a facial!
Person 2: Right. I had a misfire while jacking and nutted all over it.
Person 1: What's that on your forehead?
Person 2: I uhhh, I misfired and hit myself.
Person 1: Hahaha, you fucking gave yourself a facial!
by CCCCCCCCCCCCCC when when whe February 3, 2018
Get the Misfiremug. When a guy is titty fucking a girl and cums but accidentally hits himself in the face with the baby batter.
Dude, did you hear that Jimmy pulled a The Dallas Misfire last night? Made himself look like a glazed donut!
by mpowell710 July 29, 2023
Get the The Dallas Misfiremug.