Mipster

Used to describe many subcategories of hipster, the one we are referring to now is that which is intended to mock the ever trendy mom.

You know the type. They buy Honest Company everything. If you look closely, you might find that the changing pad even converts to a yoga mat; and if it doesn't, well- she can wrap a Moby (not the DJ) tight enough to safely get into her sunrise cat cradle scratching dog pose.

The child of mipster is fashionable; with an array of ORGANIC cotton onesies and expensive ORGANIC cotton hand knit hats in the shape of cutsie little animals, (hoo doesn't love owls?), that all perfectly compliment the unisex ORGANIC cotton Flashdance Rainbow Brite throwback legwarmers.

Chances are, they are on an alternate immunization schedule too, and they'll be attending a chicken pox party soon. But don't worry little one, mama made you a chia seed and breast milk smoothie to keep those viruses at bay, (picture and recipe on Pintrest, of course).

No, we aren't bagging on your choices ma- just pointing out that you might not be as independent as you think- because you my dear, in all your rebellious glory, are still indeed as trendy as they get. The good news is, you really do love your kids, and that translates to them growing up to be amazing adults, (after rebelling against their parents and overcoming their childhood, just like the rest of us did).
"Only mipsters spend $25 for a package of 40 newborn disposable diapers and then preach about the need to recycle."

"I'd really love to attend a PTA meeting and have the option of eating something overly processed with peanuts, gluten, dairy, and meat in it.... but no, the world has been taken over by crunchy mipsters. "
by MamaRacha October 13, 2014
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Mipster

Mature hipster. A hipster over the age of 40, typically someone involved in the arts (visual arts, design, music, theater, etc.).
Mipsters are bohemians whose gumption is a reflection of their tenacity and unimpressive income, rather than an ironic rejection of materialism.

For example, his/her Van Halen baseball jersey is the authentic article--purchased in the 1980s at a concert or "record store", not Urban Outfitters.
Unlike the hipster in their 20s, misters support themselves financially, and are actually cool.
You'd like my friend Hugo, he's kind of a mipster.
by novalush September 22, 2014
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Mipster [meep-ster]

An ultra hip Mexican or Mexican-American girl or guy. A subculture associated with Mexican independent music and film and a non-mainstream fashion sensibility. Characterized by a strong sense of alienation from most established social activities and relationships, but still generally influenced by Mexican lifestyle and culture. Interests include: eclectic or urban (sometimes designer) clothing, independent Spanish films and websites like Club Fonograma.
There is only one Javiera Mena album left! Grab it before that mipster meep-ster gets his hands on it.
by Emailduh May 04, 2012
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