minivan

a car that is every teenagers nightmare to be driven in
you havea minivan? sorry i cant go out with you
by bananaduck December 29, 2003
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The querest car in the world
Every time you buy a minivan, the world gets a little bit gayer
by Scott Nikkel May 26, 2005
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A family vehicle driven by men who by mischance got their girlfriends pregnant. Therefore they get the sport edition to still retain their manliness and look cool doing it.
"that fuckin minivan drives likes he's in an F-1 racing minivan"
by sölvi September 06, 2003
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In a group of 3 people, the second fattest.
Stacy's a unicycle, Jackie's a minivan, Mariah's a School Bus.
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A vehicle driven by a male who has given up on life.
John stopped driving the minivan when his Prozac kicked in.
by stooptard September 07, 2003
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Vehicle driven by asshole suburban mothers who often only have 1-2 kids and have no need for a vehicle that seats 8. While thought to be more efficient than SUVs, the driver always looks like a complete loser who should just suck it up and buy an SUV regardless of the gas milage.
I stopped talking to my mother after she bought a minivan.
by Sean February 02, 2005
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Modern: A typical soccermom van. FWD Taller and bigger than a station wagon, but still drives like a car. Usually front wheel drive, these vans are designed to hold as much junk and kids as possible. They also get VERY dirty on the outside and inside, as the kids and their mum typically don't give two craps about keeping cars in decent shape.

Classic: A more of a guy's vehicle. RWD These are smaller than today's minivans, and are closer to a Truck/SUV. They are also designed to hold more cargo and people, but look much nicer when kept in good condition (you may come accross a hooptie once in a while). Due to being more powerful, they can be used to haul trailers.
Modern: I stepped into the minivan and found a carpet of crumbs, wrappers, and broken iPhones on the floor.

Modern: Joe came to round up the guys in his minivan, which we found to be clean and not embarrassing to be seen in.
by UNDEFINED_PROXY_1337 January 01, 2014
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