Mincetard

Someone who is fat and uses twitter

Have you seen that mincetard?

by Bag Source February 19, 2018

Dan the Diamond Minecart

A Minecraft Youtuber who is a real pedophile on the game known as "MineBlox". He also made the Holy Bible.

Dan the Diamond Minecart is a real goddess.

by Dazz Doesn't Care May 26, 2018

mingetits

a general exclamation apt for a variety of situations. e.g

1) when one is being aroused.
2) ammusment.
3) shock.
4) noun to be compared with when in a state of boredem(ironic as tits with minges on them is quite exciting and very very rare).
5)currency
6) endearment
7) insult

1) holy fuckin' mingetits my dicks got bigger.
2) holy mingetits this rollercoaster is gully.
3) holy fuckin' mingetits
4) I'm as bored as a mingetit.
5) that'll be 5 mingetits please.
6) mum my old mingetit!
7) you mingetit you dropped the house.

by kokokokokoko! January 10, 2008

Mingetainance

The regular occurance of performing oral sex upons ones girlgriend/lover.Tending her lady garden

my garden needs attending to. ok i'll sort out some mingetainance

by AuToPsY852 February 23, 2011

Mingemaster

A male who knows how to attract members of the opposite sex

paul is a mingemaster.

by Jamesy February 12, 2003

Mingtastic

A girl that is a minger therefore very ugly but has a nice personality......

Dude, that lass is so mingtastic.....

by Oliver Webster November 28, 2003

Midgetate

To transform into a midget.

I just saw that guy midgetate, it was teh coolest thing evar.

by LazyProbe March 23, 2011