Barbecue or mildew

Either you gonna do something or you not

Tommy: bruh barbecue or mildew?
Roger: woah chill I choose mildew my g

by THOTpatrol47 January 28, 2019

mildewd

1. a man, formerly fastidious in dress and/or manner, who has now allowed himself to deteriorate with advancing age. 2. clothing that would only be worn by such an individual. (plural: mildewds)

* “Man, get a haircut. You’re such a mildewd.”
* “That shirt was mildewd 20 years ago.”
* “I don’t want to go to Shifty McNasty’s, it’s a bar for mildewds.”
* “The mildewd, no longer fashionably late, received a scowl from the prestigious crowd.”

by Daryl Dean June 20, 2008

MILDEW

Mom I'd like to do every weekend

Cal: Hey you see that MILDEW over there?
Andrew: Nah I normally don't look at fungus
Cal: No no that 'MILDEW'
Andrew: Oh yeah she's a babe

by I'm Gudda Gudda May 10, 2010

mildo madness

The result of drinking way too much Miller Light the night before and having to shit out your brains in the morning.

(Contains more water than the Bud Mud.) Use caution when mixing with Mac-D's or Wendys, may cause birth defect, liver damage, and in serious cases may be life threating, Consult your docter if the mildo masdness lasts longer than 24 hours.

Yo, mondo you get the mildo madness this morning...

yah I used half the roll this morning... fuck Miller Light.

by Balls McLongCock December 31, 2006

Millow

A feeling of complete comfort and relaxation usually caused by pillows.

" Oh noo i'm falling of da millows!"

by Jolly Ranch-er March 29, 2009

mindowed

Having a tiny penis.

Kevin got tired of all the comments about his magnum dong so now he like to pretend he is mindowed.

by KevinsDisciple May 24, 2017

milmow

Mom I'd like to make out with. Milder form of milf.

Valerie's mom is such a milmow.

by TheMolester October 30, 2006