Maftering

Combination of "morning," "afternoon," and "evening."

Maftering, how is everyone doing?

by privetmoushka November 24, 2020

misering & mangling

Misrepresentation by miswrought, selfish means

Such misering & mangling can lead to below the belt miserable practices.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

miffing

Something that makes you mad. From the word miff. Like "maddening" but that's not a word either. Or disappointing.
Also a form of the verb of 'miff'.

The lack of Killers' concerts in Northern Canada is absolutely miffing!

She kept miffing me off by trying to steal my copy of Hot Fuss!

I was in quite a miffing situation when the people were taking pictures of me and Brandon!

by Andrea June 16, 2005

muffering

The emotional manifestation of guilt and sadness created by ingesting mass quantities of preservative riddled, grease drenched or excessively sweet foods. The term originally derived from the proverbial muffins that were sold in the vending machine of "The Great Collapse's" jam space.

Luke: Dude, I'm totally muffering. I just ate a whole bag of ketchup chips.

Caroline: And yet your still tempted to go for Chester Chicken?
Luke: Maybe then I'll escape the memories of my grandmother's death.

Darcy: I just got fired, I'm going to go KFC it off.

Caroline: You'll be muffering about that later.

by xenialarouge November 5, 2009

mispering

To go missing, to become a missing person.

She's gone mispering again, probably gone off with that Joey.

by pink girrafe February 16, 2006

Millering

The act of gaining a woman's trust, conving her to get on all fours in a sexual setting and then proceed to shove your index finger into her anus with consent

"Flip over and trust me", said Matthew, before proceeding to Miller her.

"Why did you break up with Matthew?"
"He was into Millering"
"Ew gross, good call"

"He Millered me"
"PAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

by Lord BrianD of Trees June 2, 2017

Millering

The art of smoking a carton of cigarettes per day and not expecting to have breathing problems.

As much as he’s been millering I’m surprised he’s not dead.

by Yevrah werd October 27, 2018