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Michigan Mittens 

The act of fingering 2 women at the same time on a cold winters day "Michigan Mittens"
Troy had to walk a mile in the snow to get to the party, luckily a couple of girls let him try on some "Michigan Mittens"
Michigan Mittens by LK411 February 28, 2021
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bitch mittens 

Gloves. Specifically, gloves worn while rowing, lifting weights, or doing any other activity that normally causes a person to develop callouses on his or her hands. Refusal to remove and dispose of these gloves earns the wearer the title "Princess Bitch Mittens."
"Uh oh. Lisa snuck her bitch mittens into the boat again."
bitch mittens by yay_fisticuffs November 5, 2012

Jan Metternich 

An artist that has some popular songs like "Wrong", "Outta My Head" and more. Like seriously how is he not mainstream yet. His sound is melodic, catchy and bouncy.
Speaker: "They ain't got me thinking wrong I'm not a shoota"
Guy 1: "Yo what song is this it lowkey bops."
Guy 2:" Jan Metternich you never heard of him?"
Guy 1: "No..."
Jan Metternich by Jack McRynn December 9, 2020

Mittens & Darling 

In a world, where good cop meets nice cop... you have, Officers Mittens & Darling. Their sole motivation for entering law enforcement came from the same cause. Taking down the person responsible for killing their ethnic families. Baron von Grant. Grant, a Nazi sympathizer, is hellbent on seeing through a plan he calls "the Paco-ronus". A badly punned usage of the Harry Potter spell Patronus; where he intends to build a wall along the border. Davis dipping all "undesirables" in the process... Luckily for humanity, Officer Mittens & Darling are both white, and take him out for ice cream and tickles instead.
If it weren't for the adorable Mittens & Darling, I'd probably have a hot Takis up my dickhole right about now.