Following the completion of some "extra curricular" activity which ultimately prevents the "mark" from doing anything meaningful with their lives; the 'Maestro' of the "Midland 2Step" slides out of bed, moving majestically towards the window, the 'Maestro' then wipes his penis on the curtains, before exiting the window and taking off into the night.
Maestro: With all the grace of a one legged Swan, I busted out the "Midland 2Step" and I was out of there like a local with a Dole cheque.
by SixOH5ive6 July 3, 2010
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A Texas-native band whose wide range of talent has made them amazingly unique. They are currently under Serjical Strike Records
Ranging from the melody of Mars Volta to heavy guitar riffs. The singer tops it off with vocals with the high pitch that sounds like Coheed & Cambria to demonic growls similar to that of Job For A Cowboy.
They are also known for giving one of the best live performances available today.
They have (as of now) released 4 albums:
The Carbon Copy Silver Lining (2001, still under no label)
Inter.Funda.Stifle (2004, FTF)
The Drawn and Quartered EP (2006, Serjical Strike Records)
And finally, their first OFFICIAL full-length album:
Fables From A Mayfly: What I Tell You Three Times Is True (2007, Serjical Strike Records/Universal Republic)
Ranging from the melody of Mars Volta to heavy guitar riffs. The singer tops it off with vocals with the high pitch that sounds like Coheed & Cambria to demonic growls similar to that of Job For A Cowboy.
They are also known for giving one of the best live performances available today.
They have (as of now) released 4 albums:
The Carbon Copy Silver Lining (2001, still under no label)
Inter.Funda.Stifle (2004, FTF)
The Drawn and Quartered EP (2006, Serjical Strike Records)
And finally, their first OFFICIAL full-length album:
Fables From A Mayfly: What I Tell You Three Times Is True (2007, Serjical Strike Records/Universal Republic)
Fair To Midland did an amazing job at the concert last night. I was amazed at their extreme talent. I'm definitely buying their cd.
by Marshall D. August 31, 2007
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A place where boongs hang out and scab money, whilst dodging transit guards.
A bus/Trainstation run by a reputable company called Transperth
A place where boongs hang out and scab money, whilst dodging transit guards.
A bus/Trainstation run by a reputable company called Transperth
Dude 1 "Hey are you catching the bus to the Midland traino?"
Dude 2 Nah, I'm too scared i'll get mugged".
Dude 1 "let's drive instead".
Dude 2 Nah, I'm too scared i'll get mugged".
Dude 1 "let's drive instead".
by BMX head December 9, 2008
Get the Midland traino mug.Too far from decency. An island without the ocean. Sand storms instead of rain storms. Slow minds (possibly because of the water) Would drive more than five hours to go back home (to decency) once a month.
by kay10 October 18, 2011
Get the Midland, TX mug.A band made up of Mark Wystrach, Jess Carson and Cameron Duddy, who dress in a radical style which can only be described as tropical cowboys. The band formed in Dripping Springs, TX, and has been playing music together since early/mid 2010's. Their most popular song is Drinkin' Problem, from their 2017 album On The Rocks, which has skyrocketed them into mainstream country stardom with their dynamic and vintage sound. The band is also known as The Gator Boys.
by HelloHeyHiThere February 21, 2022
Get the Midland mug.One of the single most boring places to live. This town is the hometown of the Dow Chemical Company and Dow Corning. Consequently inhabitants tend to mutate. Located in Michigan.
Person 1: Im like totally hanging out at Jen's house in Midland Tonight
Person 2: Hope you dont come back glowing green.
Person 2: Hope you dont come back glowing green.
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