Middle aged man

A man who is at least 30 years old or maybe over the age of 35 at the very oldest but not old enough to be seen as an by elderly or an old man, especially by most young people around today in 2021.

A man is 36 years old.Today’s teenagers and young adults who don’t see Rick as a feeble demented old man most likely consider Rick a middle aged man on the verge of being “old”.

by Subtropical 1021 November 8, 2021

middle aged man

a person with no life, a shitty job, and is a drunk

That gut looks like a middle aged man.

by lifestyle_thot February 25, 2018

Manning Middle School

Manning Middle School is shit and you should NEVER go there! Teachers favor students, are to fucking going to be teachers, shove ads down your throat (For some Europe trip), Fire the good teachers and keep the bad ones, etc! Manning sucks.

Me: Have you ever been to Manning Middle School?
Friend: No, I heard it’s good! And I really want to go!
Me: Get the fuck outta my house!!

by IminlovewithQueen May 11, 2019

silver haired middle aged white man

A coach, team owner, athletic director or public official who publicly excuses , colludes or conceals the illegal activities of an athlete/s for financial or professional gain to the detriment of wider society.

They can usually be found in newspaper and TV puff pieces defending the athlete with proclamations of "He did a bad thing and he regrets it , but he's good now."

Person 1 : "Did you see the news? The running back of (Insert sports team) just got arrested for breaking some guys face because he cut him up in traffic.
Person 2: Ahhh shit there goes our season he is going to have to go to jail.
Person 1: Nah his silver haired middle aged white man will be on the phone to the sheriffs office getting that shit squashed.

by ?fruit March 31, 2017

Middle man

A person who is friends with one person and that same person who hates one of your other friends and they used to be close and now they got issues with each other where your self wasn’t involved in. Also it is a thought situation that your a middle man because say a friend of yours ask you to chill with them and then someone else that your friend hates ask u to chill with them it’s a thought situation on your end to choose who to hangout with...

Francesca: hey Nicole want to hangout today I’m feeling a little down and I need to get out of the house

Nicole: I’ll let you know soon Francesca I just need to know if I can go out. And I hope everything is okay

*Nicole hangs up from Francesca then receives a call from her friend Diana who Francesca hates and Diana also hates Francesca*

Diana: hey Nicole do you want to hangout tonight.

Nicole: ummm maybe but Francesca asked me to hangout though
Diana: oh it’s okay

Nicole: it would be nice to hangout with you two at the same time but I’m the Middle man in every situation with all of my friends and it’s really stressful tbh but I’ll think about it

Diana: okay just let me know. I’ll call you back

by Rodeohillbilly7 January 22, 2020

Middle man

A man with a large penis who always goes to middle the urinal because he’s comfortable with his body and sexuality.

He give off middle man energy

by Middle man22224644747 June 21, 2023

manning middle school

Manning middle school is for whit rich snobs who’s parents think their kid is perfect, when in reality they are smoking and shit. The grades are also fucking the worse a B there is an A at everit or any other school

“Hey you go to manning middle school right, let me guess ur going to fucking rv next year!”

by Gdasddde March 13, 2019