Microsoft Points

The currency created by Microsoft for when they take over the world.

"Hey you can't use those Euro's in here!"
"Huh?"
"We only accept Microsoft Points!"

by SilentScream April 1, 2009

Microsoft time

A length of time that changes randomly like the time remaining counter on a computer running windows when you are downloading a file or migrating data. Referring to the tendency of that counter to read something like "time remaining: 27 minutes" then "time remaining: 29 minutes" then "time remaining: 28 minutes" then "time remaining: 15 minutes" then "time remaining: 31 minutes."

"When will you be done with that game?"

"Ten minutes."

"Is that in real time or Microsoft time?"

by KimJSCP March 17, 2010

microsoft edge

Internet Explorer 12, except Microsoft doesn't want you knowing that.

I use Microsoft Edge to download other browsers, just like Internet Explorer.

by Unknown Synonym March 22, 2016

microsoft edge

Congratulations Microsoft. You made a new browser that downloads firefox twice as fast as Internet explorer

That's quite an accomplishment right there. Microsoft edge really is internet explorer 12.

by Moz://a.com October 19, 2017

Microsoft Flight Simulator X

A flight simulator, developed in October of 2006.

Eats alot of computer resources, needs powerful computer to run.

Guy: Hey, I just got Microsoft Flight Simulator X. I can fly military planes and stuff!
Person: Cool. Whats your FPS?
Guy: Eh.....12...

by pieguy124 March 30, 2009

Microsoft Bob

Bob has to be one of the worst Operating Systems ever. Actually, I don't think it is an OS. But, it's so terrible, you just got to laugh at it. On top of that, Microsoft fails to recognize this as one of their own products!

1: Did Vista get crappier?
2: No, it's Microsoft Bob.

by TBSArmstrong January 12, 2010

microcontroller

A word that sounds like a part of computers, but geeks made up to make them stand out from non-geekz.

Can also signify penis.

Are you coming to the party? - No, I‘m programming a microcontroller tonight.

by DoDo🐠 November 9, 2020