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microthong

Extremely tiny thong with just enough material to conceal the pussy. The open variety does not hide pussy, but may have a jewel, pearl or feather hanging seductively over the clit region. Hundreds of different styles by Lola Luna and other manufacturers are available. One daring version consists of a string of pearls which lies between the pussy's inner lips. Its only possible purpose is to stimulate the clitoris when walking or dancing.
In striking gold and green, this open embroidered microthong has a diamante drop front with green sequins and an edging of gold French lace.
by O'Flagherty December 26, 2008
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microcough

A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being “the infected.”
I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tickle in my throat but I didn’t want people to think I was contagious so I let out a microcough.
by PeteLoaf320 November 25, 2020
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microcontroller

A word that sounds like a part of computers, but geeks made up to make them stand out from non-geekz.

Can also signify penis.
Are you coming to the party? - No, I‘m programming a microcontroller tonight.
by DoDo🐠 November 9, 2020
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microthong

A tiny patch of material which barely conceals pussy worn provocatively tied low around the hips.
The audience was restless, hungry, panting. Backstage, Yulia squatted in front of the mirror and made a final adjustment to her tiny microthong. The slightest misalignment would be disastrous.
by O'Flagherty January 6, 2008
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Kurt Cobain's Microphone

*Mike and Sarah are awoken by a noise in the middle of the night*

Sarah (Whispering): I think there's an intruder in the house

Mike (Whispering): Get me Kurt Cobain's Microphone and I'll give this noisy bastard something to sing about.
by Sieffy March 21, 2017
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Microphone check

Is marijuana smoke or vape pulled through any the users device of choice.
Man she’s trippin’ she needs to go check the fuck out of a damn microphone.

I need to go around back and do a quick mic check (microphone check) my high is fading!
by all_good_daze June 15, 2019
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Meat Microphone

My girl and I were fooling around and I told her I couldn't hear what she was saying, and she needed to speak into my meat microphone.
by rack757 November 10, 2011
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