microdick

Word for someone with a penis so small that it takes a pair of tweezers to tug him him off.

Kenny's microdick caused his girlfriend to laugh hysterically.

by Gollum May 24, 2006

microdick

To have a very small penis

Jake paul has a microdick

by Babadehoogas February 4, 2018

Microdick

a small penis

My mom has a microdick

by wilmur5544 February 13, 2019

MicroDickCockPenis

an extremely disturbingly tiny cock. Unable to get erections. EVER.

Because nick had a MicroDickCockPenis, no girl would give him their love.

by toasterstrudel1234 June 18, 2010

Microdicking

The cocktail and obnoxious behavior of an overly confident male

Everyone is complaining about Greg because he's been microdicking about his status

by Frailgift February 21, 2024

macrodick

have a huge black cock... so big all the bitches be cray cray for it. comparable to the big black dildo underneath your bed ;)

CrayBitch: Did you see that guy's macrodick... it's almost as big as the big black dildo under my bed!!!! Hot damn

by thegodalmighty March 30, 2015