mickey

Irish term for penis/cock.
Suck my mickey bitch!
by debris-hari June 21, 2006
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klingon (and canadian) for hip flask.
i drank a mickey of rum with the ferengis last night.
by hi joanna :p January 12, 2010
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(noun) three circular hickeys arranged so as to resemble classic cartoon character Mickey Mouse
"Dude, is that a mickey on your neck?"
"Yes, it was given to me by a girl who applied suction thrice to my neck in such a way to look like beloved mouse, Mickey Mouse."
by Thomas "Sucky Mick" Myers March 03, 2014
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She was mickey in nothing but shorts and a smile.
by Gene Parmesan March 26, 2014
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a hott older guy who no girl can rip her eyes off of. SMOKIN.
oh mickey, ur so fine! ur so fine u blow mi mind! hey mickey! hey mickey! oh mickey, wat a pity, u dont understand. u take me by the heart when u take me by the hand. oh mickey ur so pretty, cant u understand! ITS GUYS LIKE YOU, MICKEY! now wat u do, mickey, do mickey, dont break my heart, mickey!
by mickey-obsessy January 21, 2007
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a stupid half breed bitch with a big ol' vagina that sags like a black mans pants.

unintelligent, and a failure at everything she attempts to do.

a burned out, washed up, dirty piece of shit bitch.
ew, i heard she had mickey so bad, she was walking down the hall and stepped on herself!
by fuckyeah!<3 February 01, 2009
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stood up his gf alli to go smoke pot.
drives mom crazy and she wants him to go to collage but refuses to pay so he has to work at wally world. too retarded to get into even trident tech anyways.

beats up little siblings.

total ass.

car looks like crap and has condoms on the floor, and one purple thong... in his size!

really ugly.

boy 1: hey mickey, i heard u smoke pot!

mickey: yeah man.

boy 1: DID U LEARN HOW IN SUMMER SCHOOL??

mickey: no, from fat patrick, the EG's, and all the niglets in summer school!
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