merker

The person that does the merking or the murdering.

I am the stealth merker

by stealth merker July 20, 2010

Meerkat toe

Meerkat toe is the part of particularly large woman’s gunt where the flab folds join to the belly button

Caw look at that gert whale over there, she’s got a lovely meerkat toe

by Alantitmangle April 13, 2020

Merk session

To scream or yell out obscene words or phrases as you drive past people walking in your car. Better to merk at hot bitches. Always puts a smile on your face

Mark screamed out "suck me bitch" as we drove by these two girls, it was a successful merk session.

by Herbageman420 June 3, 2009

Merkel Effect

Describes a double-standard, where elected officials do not care about civil rights violations concerning ordinary citizens, but scandalize similar violations when they happen to them.

Coined by Edward Snowden.

"It's equally if not more concerning that we're seeing another 'Merkel Effect,' where an elected official does not care at all that the rights of millions of ordinary citizens are violated by our spies, but suddenly it's a scandal when a politician finds out the same thing happens to them."

Edward Snowden in an interview with NBC news.

by dzire187 April 22, 2014

Merklefish

To say that someone got insulted, out done or beaten at an activity. (or Owned)
Also:Merklefished/ Merkle Fished

Also is the name of a warwick MC (MC MerkleFish)

"Owh mate you just got merklefished with that headshot i had on you!"

"Apparently Mc Lonewolf is going to clash with Mc MerkleFish?"

"That poker hand was the definition of Merklefish!"

by Andy.w May 17, 2009

Meerkat Wank

Similar to a danger wank in that the process involves masterbating while fully aware of the very real danger of being caught out, either by a parent, family member, work colleague, etc. The difference is that with a Meerkat Wank you are standing up whilst having a danger wank, and so are straining your head and neck whilst listening and looking out for anyone who might catch you in the act. Looking like a meerkat standing sentry on it's rear legs as you do so.

I was that worried getting caught by my wife stroking one out the other night I ended up having a full on meerkat wank.

by G_inthehouse March 18, 2009

Merk Wear

a brand of urban clothing. by merk hester

I like his/her merk wear fit.

by Merk Wear March 22, 2011