mellified man moment

When a situation is good but bad at the same time, ie like a eating a mellified man, it’s bad cause your earring corpse honey, but good cause it’s honey

Neil: “damn this food is moldy, but I can get a refund from the restaurant, this is a mellified man moment”

by Derpking666 February 9, 2023

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sextified

1. To be satisfied with the frequency and quality of one's sex life.
2. To show instant satisfaction, generally after sex.

"My man doesn't sextify me in bed anymore."

"Baby, are you sextified?"

by TMM-TBB October 16, 2011

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Mortified

getting railed so hard that it is a mortifying experince

I got absolutely mortified last night

by S1ayer23 November 9, 2022

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Memified

When you see someone's picture in a meme and it looks like someone you know.

Rachel: Have you seen this meme? If you squint it looks like John.
Amy: I don't have to squint before you said that I thought it was John.
Rachel: Do you think it could be him? He's been memified!

by mclxcl September 11, 2013

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mystified

sum scrawny ass annoyin bitch ass white boy that says "K" every 10 seconds.

the most annoyin ass human that youll ever meet.

"hey im mystified! i suck dick and sacredthegoat negs!"

"Person 1: Yo bro I just won the lottery."
"Person 2: K."
"Person 1: dawg dont be such a mystified."

by sacredthegoat June 20, 2022

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