What a man with a well-groomed facial feature gets when he provides oral stimulation to the female genetalia.
"man, I really like having this moustache. But I'm tired of it becoming a moistache when I go down on chicks. Especially when I can't find running water for a few days"
"The well endowed moustache man was inexplicably rewarded with a moistache after pleasing the old woman's nether-regions"
"The well endowed moustache man was inexplicably rewarded with a moistache after pleasing the old woman's nether-regions"
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Burt Reynolds and Tom Selleck are perfect examples of the sexistache. "Is that a caterpillar on that guy's lip? No it's a sexistache."
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Get the Moistache mug.Typically, a man's mustache grown to the point that it is panty dropper to say the least. It is as thick as it is long, and as full and lustrous as one could possibly dream of. It is a walking advertisement for mustache rides. Which only make it grow even more thicker.
Those hipsters are really trying to grow mustaches, but Thomas Magnum has a true moistache. You can tell by the way that it is. Sploosh!
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