moistache

What a man with a well-groomed facial feature gets when he provides oral stimulation to the female genetalia.

"man, I really like having this moustache. But I'm tired of it becoming a moistache when I go down on chicks. Especially when I can't find running water for a few days"

"The well endowed moustache man was inexplicably rewarded with a moistache after pleasing the old woman's nether-regions"

by supertrooperdude_69 January 20, 2010

Mexistash

a mustash that mexicans have that shadow their upper lip.

I have a thing for guys who have a mexistash!

by fghjkjh February 25, 2008

sexistache

Half sexy, half mustache. It is the embodiment of manliness.

Burt Reynolds and Tom Selleck are perfect examples of the sexistache. "Is that a caterpillar on that guy's lip? No it's a sexistache."

by Foilin Morrow January 9, 2008

Mehstache

Any moustache produced by someone below the age of 20. They try to make it look like a real moustache, but it's really just meh.

That kid should just shave, his mehstache is impressing nobody.

by Laser pointer January 5, 2013

meowstache

The very best cat in all of the world, and is hissy. ;_(

Me: "Yay! Meowstache is not scared!--" HISS

by HeavyMetalRocks January 6, 2015

Moistache

The residue that is left on an upper lip after performing oral sex on a female.

Dude, I just that stupid hot girl from work out on a date and she gave me a moistache!

by Elmore0394 April 1, 2019

Moistache

Typically, a man's mustache grown to the point that it is panty dropper to say the least. It is as thick as it is long, and as full and lustrous as one could possibly dream of. It is a walking advertisement for mustache rides. Which only make it grow even more thicker.

Those hipsters are really trying to grow mustaches, but Thomas Magnum has a true moistache. You can tell by the way that it is. Sploosh!

by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023