Metrophobic

Adjective. Afraid of, disliking, or disapproving of metrosexual society and culture.

Your mullet suggests that you may be metrophobic.

by lkajsdfoiduo October 20, 2007

microphobe

Someone who is afraid of irregularly small midgets who have germs.

Val Kilmer is a microphobe because he contracted VD from a surprisingly attractive cast member in that Willow movie.

by Mike November 4, 2004

metrophobic

A woman who is deathly afraid of straight men who act gay, i.e. a woman of high intelligence.

What?! How can you NOT like the guy wearing the $300 shirt and drinking Shiraz over at the bar? You're so metrophobic!

by keekee December 8, 2003

Mertophobie

Poeple, that hate Merts cause Merts hate gay people

Person A: Hey, who is that guy over there?
Person B: Thats Mert, but i don't like him and i have the MERTOPHOBIE

Follow me on insta: edon_ham ;)

by edon_ham March 2, 2017

mendophobe

A person who fears and/or loathes lies and liars.

Trump polls in single digits among the mendophobes.

by Cynicool July 26, 2017

microphobe

Someone who is aversed to or dislikes individuals who are attracted to microphones.

"i hate microphone lovers"
"dude that's hella microphobic. don't be a microphobe."

by medjed February 18, 2025