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Well check out Todd over there he's Mike's methignome!
by scottielovesme July 17, 2015
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Metrodome

The Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome, known as The Dome, is the crappy stadium that, sadly, the Minnesota Vikings call home.

The roof of the Metrodome is air-supported. It requires 20, 90-horsepower industrial fans to pump it full of 250,000 feet of air a minute to keep the roof inflated. The roof is made up of two layers. The outer layer is very thin and is made of Teflon-coated fiberglass. The inner layer is made of fabric. There is lots of dead space between the two layers. This space contains the fans, that blast the space full of hot air to insulate the roof.

In the winter, the temperature of the roof-supporting air is turned up. This helps melt the heaps of snow that fall in Minnesota and builds up on the the roof… and as it turns out, it doesn't do that good of a job.

During the 2010 Minnesota Blizzard, well over 17 inches of snow fell in the Minneapolis-St. Paul area. The record snowfall caused the roof of the Metrodome to collapse.
The Metrodome was metro-pwnd.
by FrozYo January 9, 2011
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metronome

The nickname of a girl who moans in perfect 4/4 time, along with the rhythmic movement of a guy's hips.
It wasn't an effort to do a beat, because with his thrust, came my moan. I was a perfect metronome.
by The Metronome October 11, 2010
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metronome

A midget that dwells in the subway
I heard there is a colony of metronomes living in the abandoned station at Court Street in Brooklyn Heights
by GloriousBrian January 11, 2011
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Metro-gnome

(noun) a homonym for "metronome," a "metro-gnome" is a word used to describe a dwarf living in an urban setting. A metro-gnome is city-savvy, unlike the garden gnome usually found in country settings.
Woah, look! A metro-gnome! Now that's one city-savvy dwarf.
by boredperson1777 July 28, 2011
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metrodome

Metro - dome .. Means getting head in the metro area of a town or just getting head in the big city.
Yeah man tonight im getting som of dat metrodome from that hoe burger tonight.
by K weezy May 27, 2006
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metronome

The act of using two dildos (one in each hand) to penetrate a girl orally and anally (vaginally if you please) in a systematic time frame , such as the ticking of a metronome.
Tim: Dude what did you do last night?

Chris: Not much , my balls kinda hurt so I just pulled a metronome on this chick. It was perfect , she didn't know what hit her.

Tim: Nice , I'll have to try that next time.
by therealhollywoodkid October 6, 2011
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