Scotchy Meter

The Scale that shows how scotchy someone is. At the top of the scale is the Scotchy Mother, then Pork Scotch. The Meter shows that no one in the Scotchy World is as Scotchy as The Scotchy Mother. She is even more scotchy than THE Pork Scotch.

Scotchy Mother: I'm the Scotchiest person in the world. The Scotchy Meter says so. I'm even Scotchier than my son, he'll never beat me.

Pork Scotch: Yes I will, Mum. Don't forget I'm a Koala.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009

Asshole Meter

The asshole meter is a way that you can rate yourself to find out if you are a complete and utter asshole. The meter goes like this.

Level 1: Jerk, probably where most people fall on this list, they're generally nice people but at times can be a bit of a dickhead.

Level 2: Dick, this is the guy who you see calling girls "his bitches" and trying to get on every girl he sees.

Level 3: Douchebag, popped collar, hair gelled, sunglasses at night, you know the deal.

Level 4: Asshole, if you rate here, then you probably don't have many friends, you're an asshole all the time, you're that guy who scream at the drive through worker for ten minutes for forgetting the straw, or the guy who would literally steal candy from a baby.

Girl 1: I think I might like Joe.

Girl 2: Really he is such a douche on the asshole meter.

Girl 1: Really I only thought he was a dick?

Girl 2: Look at the collar! And it's ten o'clock at night, why the hell is he wearing sunglasses?

by ProjectACR May 13, 2011

Moist Meter

A series where a popular Youtuber (Penguinz0/Cr1tikal/Charlie) gives reviews on movies, shows, and games. He is always very honest with his reviews and is never hesitant to fully hate on the movie/game/show if he does not like it. At the end of the video he rates how good it was anywhere from 0% to 100%.

"Have you watched that new horror movie that came out a few weeks ago?"
"No, I was going to until I watched Cr1tukal's Moist Meter on it."

by ItzSpark March 17, 2021

3 meter flatty

3 meter flatty: a flathead that is 3 meters in length

fuck did you see the size of willem powerfishes 3 meter flatty it was a propper dog of a cunt.

by get the dogs August 25, 2019

bs-o-meter

method of measuring the validity of a statement.
Used to show doubt in the verity of a statement.

When he told me he was driving that honda because he wrecked his ferrari, my bs-o-meter started to blip.

by sususdio June 13, 2005

care-o-meter

A fictional object, normally sarcastically used in a situation where you could say "care" or "cares", too, but need something a little more unexpected/fresh.

Ben: We lost the softball game.
Justin: Oh, my care-o-meter's off the charts.

Janice: My grandmother just died.
Cody: Beep! Beep! Sorry, that's just my care-o-meter going off.
Janice: *quiet sobbing*

by Cwall4 April 28, 2007

Bs Meter

The amount of bull shit you can handle over the internet before you say we are lieing; the result of this is usually, but not always, mass flaming. The bs meter is usually filled up pretty quickly in chat rooms and social networking sites.

Garnett: Conrad Hilton goes to my highschool. lololol
David: My bs meter just filled up a bit
Monopoly: I made a 2330 on my SAT
David: Guys, srsly stop.
Allan: My uncle works at Jagex
David: FUCK ALL OF YOU. DAMN LIARS.

by Cpt Sackboy May 7, 2010