Metrogasm

(noun) an euphoric experience related to public transportation; achieving a quick and successful commute

I only had a 2 minute wait for the orange line and 4 minute wait for the red line at 10:00pm on a weekday. I totally had a metrogasm.

by Anonymous Girl in the City March 31, 2009

metrogate

a place where lots of bad shit happens. also, home of the infamous vandershower. It is often unneccesarily guarded by a muhammed, who makes sure no intruders sneak in. however, why someone would want to enter metrogate is beyond me. dont be fooled by the comfy couches in the common room. a blacklight would reveal much more than meets the common eye. and that computer you are using in the computer lab, was most likely used by a pedophile or a strange old man with glasses openly watching gay porn.

Guy 1: Dude, don't tell me you got sent there???
Guy 2: Yea man, I have to spend three months in Metrogate.
Guy 1: Oh man, you better watch out for that vandershower!

by Vander-gate is Vander-shit August 4, 2009

Metrogay

Metrosexual and homosexual rolled into one.

"Gok Wan is so Metrogay"

by Brian Thompson December 28, 2008

metrognome

one who is very gnome like, while not actually being a gnome. metrognomes often find themselves unexplainably drawn to pointy hats, vests, and moccasin type shoes. they make very little noise when they walk, tend to stand still in gardens, and thoroughly enjoy talking to animals.

"well of course he owns a flashy red vest, he's a metrognome."

by Sarah Howell October 1, 2007

metroghetto

A fusion of cosmopolitan attitudes with hip-hop values, usually resulting in bad taste.

Armani and Adidas a metroghetto make.

by Julia75 May 15, 2007

Metrogen

1. a sex hormone that makes guys care more about there looks and feelings of others. metrogen gives them a metrosexaul out look on while the metrogen present in the body.

Guy: your boyfriends a total queer
Girl: Hes not gay! he just has a little metrogen in him

by Ruggles! May 15, 2007

metrogust

The wind that is pushed along the subway, ahead of the oncoming train.

From metro- "underground, subway" and gust "wind"

Feeling the metrogust begin to build along the platform, James carefully folded his newspaper and readied himself for the approaching train.

by nzjafa May 13, 2016