rantdumb messages

The constant sending of meaningless, nonproductive, silly, unintelligent random messages via text, inbox or cyberchat.

OMG I keep getting these rantdumb messages, just sayin'.

by jpg3 November 22, 2011

Assignments has sent a message

When you hear that dreaded Microsoft Teams notification sound you know it's either your guidance councilor telling you your grades suck or it's another missing assignment

"Oh boy I can't wait to play with the boys!"

Assignments has sent a message

by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021

messy backyard

A hairy, unkempt or otherwise disgusting asshole, or peri asshole region. May involve shart residua, clingons, etc.

As Chachi knelt down to probe Sven's winking one eye, he was confronted by a dense thicket of hair and other unsavory items. Chachi urged Sven to scorch the earth of his messy backyard.

by Harold Balsagna October 23, 2006

messy martinez

When you get a sloppy blowjob while being illegally transported from Mexico to America.

Juan: Hola Jose
Jose: Hola juan
Juan: Jose how'd you get to America without a visa?
Jose: My friend drove me here, he hid me in the back of his truck with a bunch of people.
Juan: How was the ride?
Jose: Terrible! Up until Esmeralda gave me a MESSY MARTINEZ.

by Cameljoe June 9, 2014

messy bitch

A messy bitch who lives for drama

I'm a real messy bitch- a liar, a scammer. I love robbery AND fraud. I'm a messy bitch who lives for drama

by HotCheetosLover007 July 19, 2016

Messy pod

Macdoesit and MikeMGTV’s podcast

Let’s listen to Messy pod

Welcome to Messy with Mac and Mike, it’s Mac and Mike on Messy. Yeah!

Hello! hello! hello! hello! hello!

…

Should we do our segments
Yeah sure

Gay agenda with Mac! Ah(sigh)

…(Mac does his segment)

It’s hookup time, with Mike! ooooo, yeahhh

…(Mike does his segment)

How long am has it been?
Uh lemme check. Oh. 3 hours.(laughter)
Where can people find you Mike?
Anywhere if you search MikeMGTV and where can people find you Mac anywhere if you search Macdoesit M-a-c-d-e-o wait no o-e-s-i-t
You’ve been douched

by Gay.14159265 January 28, 2021

messy female

Someone who has the want to stir up drama, so they feel the need to go around spreading rumors and lies just to create mess. they are willing to put friendships on the line, just to start shit. they will spread your business around and lie to your face about it

That messy female teresita coleman told my business about me and my boyfriend, so i kicked her ass!

by bre.the.don November 20, 2009