mirable

A point in time when a miracle has ascended to a higher level. Like when Jesus says, "That's a miracle!" That miracle has ascended to mirable status.

Like when Jesus says, "That's a miracle!" That miracle has ascended to mirable status.

by gitfiddlehero January 29, 2009

miserable joy

When a pain or sensation is so terrible and miserable, that it in fact begins to feel rather delightful. Typical in masochists and self hating individuals.

Dan: Ew, this Indian desert is really filling and far too sweet and soggy.

Jon: You're tellin' me! This miserable joy is overwhelming. I simply can't get enough of it.

by MiserableJon March 12, 2009

miserable cunt

1. Someone with no sense of humour and finds all jokes rubbish, and makes a point of saying so as well.

2. Someone who is always upset and thinks the world is on his or her shoulders and no amount of jokes or light hearted banter snaps them out of it.

3. Doom and gloom nay-sayer or negative nancy that sees the bad in everything and everyone and has no problem pointing it out to everyone either.

4. All of the above rolled into one giant meat bag of repulsive miserable cuntness.

Bob: So, do you like me new suit?
Dave: No.
Bob: Why not?
Dave: Because it looks crap, you look crap, the world looks crap, and basically everything is crap.
Bob: Oh shut the fuck up you miserable cunt!

by Slim Vision June 16, 2007

co-miserable

When two people act miserable together.

Differs from commiserating. Commiserating is when people make themselves feel better by complaining together about a current bad situation.

New Dude-"What is up with those two?"
Bro-"Nuttin'. They always been together and hatin' on everything. They are just co-miserable".

by joesk84ever June 30, 2009

miserable failure

The phrase that when typed in Google, would direct to the biography of George W. Bush using a method called Google bombing. This has also been used with "waffles" directing to John Kerry.

Man, you have to see what happens when you search "miserable failure" on Google.

by someone! January 9, 2008

Miserable Sod

An unhappy, depressed contemptible person.

Dave: Look at Jack, he's such a miserable sod.
Mike: I know, just look at him!

by peoxo May 14, 2021

miserable user

"Miserable User" is the name of a hack for Virtual Bulletin message boards. An admin can set a poster to that status to encourage the poster to leave the board.

Here is what happens to a miserable user:

- There is a random 60-120 second delay each time they click on a link.
- 90% of times they have no search engine acccess.
- 75% of the times they get the server too busy error.

If they don't get the server too busy error:
- 50% of the times they may get a blank page
- 30% of the times they may get forwarded to the forum main page
- 20% of the time they may be able to see the page they asked for.

Miserable User is a fate worse than permabanning.

by Moggraider February 17, 2008