mervan

Mervan is a Kurdish Name

It came from cool guys

Mervan is cooler than you!

by MeroKmn27 January 8, 2017

Mervin

a wedgie from both sides usually done by two cool people to nerds and geeks who wear tighty whities

that nerd ticked me off so my friend and I gave him a mervin

by person66666666666666666 April 21, 2006

Mervin

The scientific term for the movement made by men in order to create space in their trousers caused by excessive "baggage." Can be executed in a variety of ways and can be integrated into songs and dances, such as "Crank dat Mervin" and "Pop, Lock, and Mervin."

In a quick and sly move, Thomas pulled a Mervin in order to avoid letting his date know of his troubling space issues.

by DGil2014 November 24, 2010

Merlaina

The only person who doesn't make a definition for her name because definitions are for chumps and she's too freaking awesome for a definition.

Ugh,she is so Merlaina...I wish I was as cool as her

by KoalaWalla January 17, 2015

Hot Mervin

To plant fecal matter into the food and or beverage of ones client.

Typical Mervins:
*Sandwich
*Burger (Patties)
*Salad
*Spaghetti (Meat Balls)
*Sausage or Beef Dog (Hot Dogs are too pink)
*Beer
*Hot Fudge Sundae (FUDGE)

My boss is a DICK so i gave him a Hot Mervin in his Burrito and blamed it on the hot new bimbo apprentice.

by Shrexyshrek March 31, 2015

Mervin

A term used for getting drunk or under the influence of a substance.

Ex: "Man I was so mervined last night!"

/or it can be used in the sense of someone getting owned, beat really bad, or worked at something.

Ex: "That guy just got mervined so hard!"

Wow did I ever just get merved.

Mervin, am I ever mervined rite now

by RichardDaniels January 25, 2011

Mervin

A stud. When girls that you don't even know are attracted to you in a swarm like effect, you are said to have the "Mervin affect."

Man, those chicks are all over that guy, he's got the Mervin working overtime.

by Ton Mon September 19, 2003