marilize legijuana

Either an idiot who can't speak or someone that's had a little too much to drink and cant say the words legalize and marijuana in the same sentence without mixing them.

Drunk Guy: Yo man we should totally marilize legijuana.

Friend: YEAH!!

by Italbabi June 28, 2007

Messilizer

Sidekick of CrewsMat. One of the best Messi prop accounts on twiiterdotcom

Messilizer is overrated and optimistic

by dmfaygo7i June 14, 2021

self fertilize

when a man cums on himself or when a girl gets wet.

Dude i totally self fertilized when i was masturbating...got all over my stomach.

by penthausssss May 17, 2011

Martinize

Get rid of useless, low-life ghetto trash

He was running from the police so they had to Martinize him.

by H. Yellow August 29, 2013

fertile mertile

A woman who, dispite every possible means of contraception, gets pregnant.

"Oh gosh, Fertile Mertile is poping out another baby."

by Hellflower August 30, 2006

to mentalize

To prepare oneself mentally.

I have to mentalize myself to work during the hot summer months.

by La reina dels guiris August 4, 2009

Hand Fertilizer

Alternative form of hand sanitizer, used when Hand Sanitizer is no longer available. Commonly found after jacking off or inside your mom's stomach.

Hospital Entrance Temperature Checker: Let me get your temperature. Here's a new mask and some hand sanitizer.
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: No thanks, I brought my own Hand Fertilizer. *Whips out dick* *Starts spanking it*
Hospital Entrance Temperature Checker: Oh deer God! Security!
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: Spiderman! *makes deer noises*

by Calypso Handjack December 19, 2020