mentard

men.tard (n.) 1. mental retard,
~.ed - mentally retard
~.ed.ness - how mentarded you are.

Tiffany is a mentard.

by Andrew... December 26, 2005

Mentarted

Mental and retarded at the same dayme time.

My brother said I'm mental. I proclaimed I'm not mental, he then stated that I'm retarded no I'm not retarted he then claimed that im Mentarted and that's where it all started.

by HJ A.K.A NEXT January 8, 2023

Menturbate

To mentally masturbate. The most discrete form of sexual self-pleasuring. With a good imagination and a bit of practice menturation can result in actual orgasm.

I especially like to menturbate on public transport. As long as I can keep a straight face the girl sitting next to me doesn’t even notice.

by Harry Sausage January 26, 2005

Menturbation

The act of engaging your brain in useless activity.

Ex: Sam Witwicky thinks that he can get with Mikaela Banes out of the Transformer movies, but we know he is just the victim of Menturbation.

by ugotskilled November 24, 2010

Mentalrape

An act where a guy surprisingly jumps on a person who is sitting,then he humps the person's head with his crotch.

Man I got mentalraped by Ivan!

by Mislav383 June 4, 2013

Mentard

A person believing they're a mentat who volunteer to "upload" someone out of slime kindness.

She is such a Mentard right?

by Jedsall July 10, 2022

Menturbating

To become sexually aroused mentally, but not physically, like when 40 something women watch 80's has-been pop star videos.

You can't pry Catherine away from that laptop, she's menturbating to that Rick Springfield video on YouTube.

by 80's Hub March 10, 2011