pleasure you can't measure

Wow, isn't this the grate-ist catch-fraez EVAR!

Do not buy products with this slogan in thier advertising campaign. Ever.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Twisted Measure

A drinking group with a singing problem.

I just saw Twisted Measure leave Cantina WASTED to go sing for President Lambert. Damn, those kids are ballers!

by Pizzle your Nizzle May 1, 2009

Subversive Measures

Subversive Measures - Refers to certain tactics or methods which are implemented or carried out either overtly or covertly or both so to achieve a political objective or intent. Such measures are no limited explicitly to political application only, but rather they can also be applied in a Social context and can be an important tool or element of Social engineering.

Subversive Measures, can be compared with the overt and covert methods utilised during the former Soviet Union in relation with implementing Censorship, a process which had been used in both political and social capacities and had been contrived by Leon Trotsky ( Preventative Censorship) and was enforced by the Glavlit agency.

by Baron Neville February 6, 2015

Geraghty Measure

In the UK, to double, or sometimes even triple the measurable amount of liquor within a cocktail or mixed alcoholic beverage is known as a Geraghty Measure.

Whisky and coke, make it a geraghty measure.

by DGRMY February 28, 2010

Last Measure

A site created by the GNAA, which opens windows of 6 shock sites that fly around so you cannot close them. It also plays really loud sounds of a guy saying "HEY EVERYBODY IM LOOKING AT GAY PORNO", a few minutes after, sounds become more loud and screams and a Jews.WMV (which is gay porn video) windows open really quickly, they may crash your computer if too many of them opens. Don't worry, this site won't harm your PC at all, there's about 5 ways to stop it:

-Get Avast! Antivirus which will automatically block last measure when you go to it
-Get NoScript or disable JavaScript, the site will not do anything if you go to it
-Press Ctrl+W when on it
-Go to task manager and end your browser task
-Shut down your PC and restart

Links to it:
<anything here>.on.nimp.org/<anything here (optional)>
halflife2.zoy.org
lastmeasure.zoy.org
doom3.zoy.org
freeipods.zoy.org

Trick: Hey dude
Guy B: hi
Trick: Wanna visit my cool site? It's awesome
Guy B: Yes!
Trick: OK, link:
Trick: ILoveNY.on.nimp.org
Guy B: What is it
Trick: A blog about my life
Trick: I live at NYC
Guy B: OK, sounds cool. Checking it
*HEY EVERYBODY IM LOOKING AT GAY PORNO JEWS.WMV AAAAAAAAA*
Trick: u there?
Guy B: YOU FUCKING BASTARD YOU GAVE ME A VIRUS HAPPY NOW FUCKING IDIOT?
Trick: HAHA you went to it! You got Last Measure'd!

by TNTX32 August 9, 2009

Weed Measurements

UK Version:
0.5g = Blueys, fives (bit)

1g = Tens (bit), a bag

3.5g = 3-5, eighth

7g = Q, Quarter
14g = Half (oz)
28g/1oz = Ounces, Zs, Oz, Os
16oz = Pound, Bs, Bricks
35oz = Ks, Kilos

"Yo bro, i only got a fiver can you sort me a blueys?"
"How many grams is there in a ounce", "Twenty Eight bro you need to know your weed measurements"

by yhfrag September 19, 2019

Mentureen

Short for mentally disturbed teenager.

Its a hashtag for created by @jonniewalker.s for anyone In a state of depression, anxiety etc...

Kinda a call for help.

1. Eddie Broke was venom. We are #mentureen

2. Join the #mentureen movement
3. I am mentureen

by Wo nana to April 14, 2020