The naturally occurring cessation of a woman menstrating. It usually occurs between ages 45 and 55. The pause that refreshes.
by Cranberry Bob March 27, 2022
by _Sam_ June 09, 2005
by Gtg_actup May 30, 2020
Typified by mood swings and irritability, lack of sex drive, tendency to go home and bake rather than go dipping the wick with the wife. "Male menopause" may be the result of hypogonadism, where the testes produce few or no hormones. Kind of lame for all involved.
"Dan's male menopause is worse than usual today, just found him weeping in the break room, eating his second Kit Kat chunky for the day, and it's not even 10am."
by PseudoSydney May 12, 2016
your brain in the change of life; an exercise in decaying common sense; a condition of the mind idiotic; when stupid 1.5 is ramped up to stupid 2.0
When John asked if he could stay on my couch, I knew he was suffering from a case of cerebral menopause.
by La Tatooie January 28, 2008
needy, sexually frustrated women of a certain age who comprise the internet posse devoted to stalking UK X Factor flop Matt Cardle and luring him into their sheds
Now that Cardle has been dropped by his record company and has time on his hands, every one of the menopausal mafia will be flicking her bean more furiously than ever.
by FattyEms May 29, 2012
When someone unexpectedly cracks the shits for no reason at someone or something, then continues as normal after wards as if nothing had even happened
OMG, did u just see that chick, she just had a menopause moment and abused the little kid for glancing at her, what a bitch.
by Micky918 November 20, 2008