melpyou

An abbreviated way to ask the question, "May I Help You?". Typically used by counter workers in the fast food industry, but not exclusively by them.

Good morning Wendy, welcome to McDonalds, melpyou?

by Li XiaoLong July 6, 2016

messy backyard

A hairy, unkempt or otherwise disgusting asshole, or peri asshole region. May involve shart residua, clingons, etc.

As Chachi knelt down to probe Sven's winking one eye, he was confronted by a dense thicket of hair and other unsavory items. Chachi urged Sven to scorch the earth of his messy backyard.

by Harold Balsagna October 23, 2006

messy martinez

When you get a sloppy blowjob while being illegally transported from Mexico to America.

Juan: Hola Jose
Jose: Hola juan
Juan: Jose how'd you get to America without a visa?
Jose: My friend drove me here, he hid me in the back of his truck with a bunch of people.
Juan: How was the ride?
Jose: Terrible! Up until Esmeralda gave me a MESSY MARTINEZ.

by Cameljoe June 9, 2014

messy bitch

A messy bitch who lives for drama

I'm a real messy bitch- a liar, a scammer. I love robbery AND fraud. I'm a messy bitch who lives for drama

by HotCheetosLover007 July 19, 2016

Messy pod

Macdoesit and MikeMGTV’s podcast

Let’s listen to Messy pod

Welcome to Messy with Mac and Mike, it’s Mac and Mike on Messy. Yeah!

Hello! hello! hello! hello! hello!

…

Should we do our segments
Yeah sure

Gay agenda with Mac! Ah(sigh)

…(Mac does his segment)

It’s hookup time, with Mike! ooooo, yeahhh

…(Mike does his segment)

How long am has it been?
Uh lemme check. Oh. 3 hours.(laughter)
Where can people find you Mike?
Anywhere if you search MikeMGTV and where can people find you Mac anywhere if you search Macdoesit M-a-c-d-e-o wait no o-e-s-i-t
You’ve been douched

by Gay.14159265 January 28, 2021

messy female

Someone who has the want to stir up drama, so they feel the need to go around spreading rumors and lies just to create mess. they are willing to put friendships on the line, just to start shit. they will spread your business around and lie to your face about it

That messy female teresita coleman told my business about me and my boyfriend, so i kicked her ass!

by bre.the.don November 20, 2009

MelSabharwal

MelSabharwal on the platform ROBLOX is a barbaric, animalistic vermin who colonises the robloxian youth to fulfill her urge of desperation for superiority and power because even at perfect health and supposedly "decent" grades she's still making minimum wage and is a failure at life.

Oh my goodness! She's cooking childre! Nurse, MelSabharwal got out again!!!

by Roblox Barbie January 5, 2022