melonmaniac

One who has mania for melons

"Bro, you're a melonmaniac."
"Yeah, cause I hoard watermelons."

by Myst Doge March 2, 2021

Melontastic

A melon that is so obviously fantastic

Hey Candice? See that melon, its so totally melontastic

by The Amazing Pineapple Kid August 2, 2008

melonball

Function: verb
1. To spoon forcefully or aggressively
2. To spoon without consent

I'm going to melonball you whether you like it or not.

by Sean_ January 11, 2009

melonball

Function: verb
1. To spoon forcefully or aggressively
2. To spoon without consent

I'm going to melonball you whether you like it or not.

by Sean_ February 5, 2008

melonpan

needs help

This melonpan guy needs help

by IytDPtAtHBxh November 29, 2016

melonballing

The sexual act of a man suspending his testicles to be massaged in between a woman's breasts. Sort of like a combination of teabagging and titty fucking.

Oh man, my girlfriend melonballed me last night. It made my balls feel good. You really need to try melonballing. It's the shiz.

by Jebblebbles February 13, 2008

melonfarmer

"motherfucker" euphamism- derived from bad television censoring in which "motherfucker" was substituted with "melonfarmer." Needless to say, the lips didn't quite match up and it became an hysterical in-crowd joke amongst college kids of the 90s.

by Jimini Hendrix September 2, 2003