Melon Farmer

This was devised by a friend of mine as an insult that did not contain a swear word. This could be used in public places with little more than a frown in your direction.

"You better watch your mouth you giant Melon Farmer"

by Kemikal October 16, 2003

Melon Farmer

A phrase which typically describes a stupid person, or someone who has just done sonething idiotic.

Guy 1: Have you seen what that bloke over there's just done?
Guy 2: Yeah that was stupid, what a melon farmer.

by 丁骨牛排 December 25, 2020

mellon-farmer

A sanitized or movie-edited substitute for mother fucker

The film "Die Hard: With a Vengeance" was released in 1995
staring Samuel L. Jackson (as Zeus Carver) and Bruce Willis
(as John McClane); but this film was later edited for TV...

While the term "mellon farmer" probably appeared in other
edited films, Jackson's character made it quite funny and
memorable ... even though the original unedited movie was
far better ... the editors got a bit lucky, this time.

An example line from the edited film:

Zeus: Now that's low, even for a white mellon-farmer like you.

by original-movie-fan December 14, 2008

Mellon Farmer

A skinny woman or girl with unusually large, shapely breasts -- bulbous.

Did you see Pamela Anderson on Leno last night?
Yes ...she is a real Mellon Farmer

by kinni88 July 12, 2011

Melon Farmers

Lesbians

Person 1: Look at those butch mingers
Person 2: Damn foo, they gotta be Melon Farmers or some shit!

by Matt Bateman May 12, 2003

melonfarmer

Alternative to the term "Motherfucker". Known to have been used as such during Samuel L. Jackson movies that air on cable television. The ultimate irony is that the lipsinc is a sliver away from perfect.

"Look, all brothers don't know how to shoot a gun, you racist melonfarmer."

-Samuel L. Jackson
Censored version of "Die Hard: With a Vengeance"

by JonnyChops December 20, 2006

melonfarmer

"motherfucker" euphamism- derived from bad television censoring in which "motherfucker" was substituted with "melonfarmer." Needless to say, the lips didn't quite match up and it became an hysterical in-crowd joke amongst college kids of the 90s.

by Jimini Hendrix September 2, 2003