1 (person). A woman who married for money but wound up becoming the First Lady of the United States.
2 (verb). To steal someone else's speech and claim it as original (see plagiarism).
3 (unit). A distance of 1000 miles.
4 (verb). The art of giving an awful gift giving.
2 (verb). To steal someone else's speech and claim it as original (see plagiarism).
3 (unit). A distance of 1000 miles.
4 (verb). The art of giving an awful gift giving.
1. "Did you see First Lady Melania? DAM! SHE IS A MILF. I wish I had bank so she would be my boo"
"Dude, show some respect, that is our first lady we are talking about."
"Oh, she was my first lady long before she got into the White House."
"What the fuck are you talking about?"
--Proceeds to show friend pics of Melania posing naked--
"DAM"
2. "Man, I was so lazy that I decided to plagiarize another ladies speech."
"Dude, you stole the former first ladies speech. You totally pulled off a melania."
3. "My wife decided to be 2,000 miles away when my mistress /porn star told the entire world about our sexual encounters."
"Yeah, that is known a 2 Melanias."
"Well, as long as my daughter keeps her mouth shout, I think I will be alright."
"WTF!!! You also pulled an Ivanka?"
4. "My mom got me a fruit basket as a gift. It just went to waste as there was no way I could have eaten 8lb's of fruit before it spoiled. I tried to hide my disappointment, but my facial expression made it obvious that I was happy"
"Yeah, my dad is a total Melania when it comes to gift giving."
"Dude, show some respect, that is our first lady we are talking about."
"Oh, she was my first lady long before she got into the White House."
"What the fuck are you talking about?"
--Proceeds to show friend pics of Melania posing naked--
"DAM"
2. "Man, I was so lazy that I decided to plagiarize another ladies speech."
"Dude, you stole the former first ladies speech. You totally pulled off a melania."
3. "My wife decided to be 2,000 miles away when my mistress /porn star told the entire world about our sexual encounters."
"Yeah, that is known a 2 Melanias."
"Well, as long as my daughter keeps her mouth shout, I think I will be alright."
"WTF!!! You also pulled an Ivanka?"
4. "My mom got me a fruit basket as a gift. It just went to waste as there was no way I could have eaten 8lb's of fruit before it spoiled. I tried to hide my disappointment, but my facial expression made it obvious that I was happy"
"Yeah, my dad is a total Melania when it comes to gift giving."
by maebyblewit March 25, 2018
A voluptuous woman or milf; who has been unsexually unsatisfied for a decade based on her facial expressions, body langauge, and the fact that any marital status is negated due to penatration being as distant, cold and desolate as pluto.
by Satirically Jeffersonian. October 03, 2017
“I know that they are married, but how often do you see them together? They are totally a Donald and Melania.”
by TK2000 October 29, 2023
copy-and-paste
plagerizer
someone who copies other peoples work, and pretends it is their own
johnny looks over billy's shoulder and quickly scribbles down a few lines, then heads for the teachers table, and claims his star.
by karen May 13, 2003
plagerizer
someone who copies other peoples work, and pretends it is their own
johnny looks over billy's shoulder and quickly scribbles down a few lines, then heads for the teachers table, and claims his star.
by karen May 13, 2003
by javajeff1 July 20, 2016
Coined during the early days of the Trump presidency, 'Free Melania' was a massive outcry for the release of his wife from forced marriage. However, since Trump rejects democracy, she has yet to attain liberation from her miserable state. But let not the flame die out.
by James Headfield March 10, 2020
In the middle of this Federal Fuckjob, as we’ve begun to realize we are in the days leading up to revolution the United States, the let-them-eat-cake demeanor of Melania Antoinette has become fuel for the removal of these clowns and greed mongers.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 31, 2019
by pepe_the_chicken_nugget September 07, 2017