meijer

just like wal-mart, except not ran by terrorists. Based in Michigan and surronding states

by chuckelZ October 27, 2003

Meijer’s Syndrome

The tendency of Midwestern mothers to add an unnecessary and incorrect possessive “S” to the names of restaurants, stores, and other businesses, as in referring to Meijer as “Meijer’s.”

Mom: Do you want to go to Meijer’s? How about Nordstrom’s?
Allyson: Jesus Christ, Mom! Your Meijer’s Syndrome has gotten really bad lately.

by Rushmore Yankee January 21, 2009

Meijer

A place to go when there is nothing better to do.

"I'm bored, let's go Meijer-ing"

by EMMA August 13, 2004

Tony from Meijer

A ghost.

"Have you heard about Kyle's grandpa?"
"Yeah, he's a real Tony from Meijer."

by otkn December 19, 2016

Mijke

It's a special person. Kind sweet smart. And she would never say this of herself😉!

PS: Surch for Lisa and Renée!

Lisa 🙂 : Hé, where's that sweet girl?
Renée 🙃: Oh, you meen Mijke. There!

by Mijke February 25, 2017

Meijer Mayhem

When you're at Meijer and the bathroom line is too long so you waddle over to the pet care aisle and take a piss in the fish tanks.

"oh shit. looks like someone pulled a Meijer Mayhem on the pet care aisle."

by More Pickle July 17, 2017

Meike

Meike is a dutch/german name derived from the name Maria. Which means either small pear or bitter

person 1: Hi, whats your name
person 2: Meike
person 1: funky
Meike: totally

by Lemons are rather sour March 28, 2008