Methanol

Methanol(wood alcohol) is an alcohol found in windshield wiper fluid. It's a colorless transparent liquid. They add food coloring to the windshield wiper fluid so that you won't drink it.

The density is 0.792 g/cm3.

The melting point is −97.6 °C (−143.7 °F; 175.6 K).
The boiling point of methanol is
64.7 °C (148.5 °F; 337.8 K).

Methanol is toxic!
Ingesting as little as 10 mL (0.34 US fl oz) of pure methanol can cause permanent blindness by destruction of the optic nerve. 30 mL (1.0 US fl oz) is potentially fatal. The median lethal dose is 100 mL (3.4 US fl oz), i.e., 1–2 mL/kg body weight of pure methanol.

Alcohols that you can drink that are safe are ethanol, propylene glycol and 2-methyl-2-butanol. Alcohols you can't drink that are toxic are methanol and ethylene glycol.

Perry drank methanol windshield wiper fluid. He died. He should have drank 2-methyl-2-butanol and ethanol. Methanol is for you windshield, not for drinking!

by HawaiianPunch1 July 21, 2021

mechanophiliac

A person who is sexually aroused by machines. Also, someone who is sexually attracted to machines. A person who forms a loving attachment to a machine.

A mechanophiliac might be sexually attracted to or aroused by robots, androids, computers, fruit machines, lawn-mowers, cars or domestic appliances such as washing machines.

by TheFirstWord November 2, 2008

melanocious

showing off your melanin or tan in a way it’s bragging.

Girl: Omg my skin looks so amazing thanks to the sun! I love being being tan!

Girl #2: Haha, you are so melanocious right now!

by Empress05 October 12, 2022

Metanoia

A fucking amazing song by the greatest band ever, MGMT. The song will most likely make your ears have the greatest orgasm you'll ever experience in your pathetic life.

Joe: FUCK MAN HAVE YOU HEARD METANOIA BY MGMT?
Polly: No
Joe: -Puts on Metanoia-
Polly: gfgggrggrggrhghghhhhhhhhbzzzz

by hevisaurus July 1, 2010

Melanopia

A supposedly involuntarily eye condition that impairs a non-black person's ability to tell two or more black people apart.

Law enforcement and tabloid journalists seem particularly prone to bouts of melanopia.

by Tabasco Jones January 19, 2023

Mehrnoosh

Mehrnoosh, also spelled Mehrnoush, is an ancient Persian name meaning immortal beauty and according to some texts, eternal sun. Given its ancient roots, while the name is predominantly used in Iran, particularly among Zoroastrian minorities, Parsis around the world also use the name. It is a genderless name although it is more popular as a female name. The nickname for Mehrnosh is Nooshi or Noushi.

It is not uncommon to hear those unfamiliar with Persian names mispronounce the Mehrnoosh by treating the h letter between M and r as a silent letter.

by MythologyPersia April 12, 2019

melanoma twins

Two individuals (usually two chicks or bf/gf) who have complete disregard for the high probability of skin cancer or changing of seasons. They are so addicted to tanning that they will risk being the only jackasses who obtain a golden tan.. in December... in Ohio.

Anna, " Wow Bif and Tif i really like how your golden delicious tan sets off your Christmas sweater."
Melanoma Twins,"Thanks we thought so!"
Anna, "You do realize its fine to NOT have a tan when its snowing, i mean its kinda bad for you and you guys look like my coffee table, it's a bit much."
Melanoma Twins " Thanks! Were totally hot!"

by dirty-pirate-hooker August 5, 2008