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noun a person unable to make proper life decisions, and easily gets distracted. but is an alpha in everything he does.
A:man i cant concentrate in this stupid class!
B:dude just listen, but you're such a mehan

A:dude your guitar skills are amazing! you're such a mehan!
B: ik dude, but now i should try another activity. like hand gliding
mehan by Lolmakesomebody October 23, 2017
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mehan is a term for an extreme slay. mehan HATES mondays, is the token straight, dislikes manly men, loves purple and loves cheese (a lot).

slay what you wanna slay
and let the slay, slay slout
honestslay
i wanna see you slay, slay

approved by mehan the slay, the universe
"omg who is that??"
"oh yeah, thats mehan."
"wowoowowowo they're so coolio"
MEHAN by pomme de terre ig June 14, 2022

That’s a mean cup of water. 

That’s a mean cup of water — A mytho-legendary quote attributed to The Man in Black himself Johnny Cash when he performed live at San Quentin Prison.

Many people were against his performance in prisons especially prison guard unions who thought that a Johnny Cash prison performances would quite probably incite riots.

What actually happened was that Cash said: “If there are any guards still talking to me could you bring me a cup of water”.

After he finished drinking it, Cash destroyed and crushed the tin cup in which his water had been provided. Then he sang a song about the uselessness of San Quentin Prison and theories of rehabilitation called: San Quentin.

His Johnny Cash Live at San Quentin Album was certified gold on August 12th 1969 and in spite of the documented evidence to the contrary, the legend of the “ That’s a mean cup of water” quote is more powerful than what actually occurred.

But that’s the thing about a good and well told mytho-legendary story: it’s never what actually happened; it’s what SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED!!!!
That’s a mean cup of water. I felt tough like I’ve seen a thing or two; but I’ve never seen anything as hard as the cup of water I just drank!!!!

Walt McHan’d 

When you’re really gettin down with some good gay butt sex but your dick is so small you can’t get past the cheeks, causing you to have to create a jizzy waterfall in the other dudes crack
The way Logan is braaaaaaaping and the sun glistens off his D.I.LF. bod he’s tryin to get Walt McHan’d
Walt McHan’d by Chad Savage March 28, 2022

Mean Little 

Mean Little is Kigane's papa.
Master builder in Alchemia Story
Lilie lone's one and only builder rival.
Graduated from Minecraft

Currently not active in alchemia, but will log from time to time to build stuff or help friends.

Often mistaken as a bully. Though he can be a little mean at times, he is still reasonable.

Loyal friend. Will slap you as many times as needed to get you back to your senses.

Has a paradigm of his own to undertand life.

Believes quantum physics is one of the keys that will allow humanity reach a deeper understanding of the universe and ourselves.
Mean Little gives a daily cookie to Kiggy.
Little meanie will pat you with a steel pan if you try to bully Kiggy!
Mean Little by Mean Little April 29, 2021
A Classic Plain Cheeseburger at the iconic Dick's Drive-In of Seattle, WA.
After a long night on the town, there is nothing more enjoyable than a Mean Pete from Dick's.
Mean Pete by SeattleTruth December 5, 2019
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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